I'm Not Clever.

studies show that i am in fact in a perpetual state of givin em the old razzle dazzle

How do I love thee?

This is all I want in life

I wish I would get a cake like that every time I’m on my period.

The last one 😂👌

those people who always offer you some of their food

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

The night sky. 09/03/15 Watch as the colour of the sky changes due to the rising Moon. This was a 4 hour time lapse recorded last night from 21:00-01:00.

I am in love.

crying

you can literally see how the earth rotates

this is so beautiful 

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

so cute

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

you’re staring into space

it’s the middle of the night and you wonder where you lost track of your dreams 

when out of the corner of your eye you spot him

motivational speaker shia labeouf 

Always there for you 

(He’s Shia Labeouf) 

Knows you’ll make it through 

(It’s Shia Labeouf) 

Gonna try and help youuu 

Super good therapist Shia Labeouf 

Giving you advice 

(Shia Labeouf) 

Being super nice 

(Shia Labeouf) 

Helping all the peopllle 

Actual motivator Shia Labeouf 

i found this picture of leonardo dicaprio

so i just

im sorry.