u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

the best part about DJ roomba was that it wasn’t just a joke DJ FUCKING ROOMBA CAME BACK SEVERAL TIMES IT’S A RECURRING FUCKING CHARACTER

#han was such a little bitch #i love it #he outbitched leia #and she was pretty goddamn bitchy #bitchy snarky best haired otp

We go forward.

sorry sneezy

leave her alone white devil

I feel this is really under-appreciated

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

*finds out you get more FAFSA money if you're married*

please don’t steal/change my source or my work (via somedayillbeamom)

adhfgkjsfgksfdh

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

my actual reaction

I didn’t even make this up for notes there is literally no water in the house pray for me. Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book

‘he tells me jokes, just like dad does’ so this poor kid has to put up with two, maybe three times the dad jokes

modern art

YES ITS TRUE! YOU TO CAN BECOME AN EXCELLENT NAPPER!

Naps are so important. Sleep is so important. Know your sleeps. Get your sleeps. Your brain will thank you.

this mans life has been torn apart

Hahahahahahahaha

omfg

spongebob writer one: hear me out…. what if we make a special where spongebob… wears Long Pants

spongebob writer two: that sounds like its BRIMMING with comedic potential, jerry! but…. how will we span it out into a 30 minute special?

spongebob writer one: oh, oh god. i don’t know. i didn’t think i’d get this far