12 words… say it and I’m yours

top surgery is when they surgically make you into a top and bottom surgery is when they surgically make you into a bottom

I’m just like every other top. I put on my strap one leg at a time.

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel:

i swear the delivery instructions are put by whoever orders tho?????

they are…… this is so embarassing

he’s still living out his hype from 2015

Lesbian: *makes post about being a lesbian*

Every straight girl in a 500km radius: me too! but with a man

Lesbian: *makes post about being attracted to women*

Every straight man in a 500km radius: me too! but it’s in a creepy way

“Small Knife with Sheath” The Ottoman Empire, 18th century. Material: steel, silver, bone, horn, mother-of-pearl, enamel [1359x1920]

this changed me as a person

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

men who can’t maintain platonic friendships w women can’t be trusted lol

the devil’s dozen

i have two moods and they are gay and nervous

We’re finally killing animé

#[Ice T voice] they’re called weaboos

diD YOU ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE THOUGH IT’S THE FUNNIEST SHIT

I’M GONNA FUCKING

Thinking about that fallout 76 ad where like 9 people stand around and watch a ground burst nuke go off like it’s a pretty firework is like. Genuinely upsetting. Not only can I not think of any worse way to reflect the themes of the series, with the opening of Fallout specifying that WWIII only lasted an hour and with it destroyed almost all life on the planet at the hands of nuclear weapons, but it’s also just an irreverent and frankly dangerous way to discuss the most horrible weapons mankind has ever made. It would be different if it were actually some kind of satire, some kind of distinct point being made, but it’s literally just LOOK NUKES COOL and it’s more a re-invigoration of the cold war’s nuclear obsession than it is an indictment of it.

This is by far, the stupidest thing on Tumblr. Thanks.

Care to, say, explain why?

Two suggestions Biff.

1. If you disagree, don’t resort to ad hominem attack.

2. Try to consider their point of view.

I uh. I didn’t resort to an ad hominem. And in asking what he meant I was making an effort to actually figure out what he thinks.

Dipshit used ad hominem

It’s not a fucking ad hominem