paradox, 2017

reblog to save a life

me one time at my old job

Okay I have a story about this:

My stoner roommate walked into my dorm one days and asked me, “Want some weed?"at first I was confused and then he proceeded to pull out two pot cookies and a pot brownie. He warned heavily against the pot brownie seeing as he already ate a half and was stoned as shit.

I take his advice and eat half of a cookie, nothing happens for a half hour, eat the other half still nothing. I crack open the second cookie and eat it all in one go, nothing happens. I let it sit for an hour before the brownie. I eat that son of a bitch in a single sitting and just let it sit, I turn on Tim and Eric to let it take its course. Six hours later and twelve ramen packs I felt absolutely nothing besides hungry.

Did he just give you a regular cookie and brownie?

Matthew Mercer reading a bit of “My Immortal”- the worst fanfic to ever grace the Internet.

Rejoice.

It played for less then a second. HOW DID YOU FIND THE ONE THING I CANT LISTEN TO MATTHEW MERCER SAY

I knew a person who knew the person who wrote this and people had to seriously treated suicide if it continued.

Wait, what? I never heard about this

@reschultzed

THIS boy

this boy

he ugly

this boy

stunning! spectacular! gorgeous!!

my brother (@reschultzed) made this after a friend (@trotskiing) and i had a very enlightening discussion about what rhymes with “sartre” – mod exi

Paleontology in Nevada

The album is finally here! You can buy it on Bandcamp here, and get three streams for free. Five lucky people who reblog this post will receive codes to download the whole album for free.

Just Clexakru things

wow i can’t believe the fandom has been around for 1,700 years

yeah well look at the shit they called love back in the other days.

hurricane cpatricia stopped at u?

HELLO TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN

Very rare shooting Wander. Only appears once every thousand years.

Make a wish.

reblog in 20 seconds or you will never have money again

wow it’s been a while since i played tennis