Currently, the wealth disparity in the United States is rapidly approaching that of France in 1789.
Riiiiiight before Robespierre got his Ph.D in
Sleep well, Elon.

Riiiiiight before Robespierre got his Ph.D in
Sleep well, Elon.
Just for the record this is a real problem I'm having. What does one do with a possibly cursed mystery door in the blackberry patch. Besides ignore it and keep eating blackberries...
Cool how optimization in AAA games is basically dead
You're so right bestie but, and I cannot emphasize this enough, Skyrim Special Edition, all 100+ hours of it and only one game engine generation ago for Bethesda, and which includes all the DLCs and expansions as well as graphical upgrades, is 12 gb on PC. Vanilla Skyrim is 6.
gun is a beautiful mother animal and it gives birth to baby bullets who are so fast and small and strong
I read this everyday, that's what's keeps me going ᵕ̈
another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality
you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex
guys i just found out about this site that does a daily guessing game, it’s phylogenetic wordle- so fun!!!
loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s
actually no the funniest types of pokemon are the ones that are half normal type. like yeah this lion breathes fire but not that much fire yknow .it’s still a lion
at my job we have to go through a training program that teaches us the library of congress classification system, and when i was first being trained my boss started to boot it up and she gave me a really anxious and guilty look and said “listen, i’m really sorry in advance, there’s nothing i can do about this, just…. just try to get through it” and i was like lol what’s she talking about and then the program loaded and i was greeted with a deliriously funny-looking photoshopped wizard with glowing eyes pointing at some intro message like “AH YES, JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD… APPRENTICE, YOU COME AT A TIME OF MOST DIRE NEED… YOU MUST LEARN OUR WAYS” and my boss just looked at me helplessly and was like “i’m so sorry. it’s like two hours long.”
thankfully it wasn’t an elaborate fever dream and i have found screenshots
Image description: [Screenshots of the library of congress wizard training game. The first image has a wizard standing in a lake. The second image has a wizard standing in front of a bookshelf.]
[ID: Text on first image: “Greetings! I am a Knowledge Keeper. Some call me a Librarian. Your presence here was foretold to me and you have arrived just in time. Though I have trained many before you, I am always happy to have a new apprentice.” (Continue button)
Text on second image: “As you see, our need is great. All must be put in order and maintained. It is time to begin your lessons—listen closely. Please click Continue.”
(Note that the wizard in question is just about the most stereotypical bearded, robed, pointy-hatted old man wizard you can imagine, carrying a wooden staff). END ID]
ooooh. the dilemma of being the last person to pick a class for a d&d group full of nonhealers, like do you at least pick a semi-healer out of practicality sympathy or do you go for a straight nonhealer, give everyone a thumbs up and walk right into agony
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.