Currently, the wealth disparity in the United States is rapidly approaching that of France in 1789.
Riiiiiight before Robespierre got his Ph.D in
✨️Extended Lobotomies✨️
Sleep well, Elon.
everybody leave town i need to talk to myself on a walk for an hour and fifteen minutes
they should invent hair that is always on day 1 post-wash no matter what
The thing about killing an oil executive to lower carbon emissions, or similar ideas, feels fundamentally like dream logic. It's bizarre to me how common this kind of thinking is. Like the thing about how the planet isn't dying, it's being killed by people with names and addresses. It's like...sympathetic magic. That if you kill someone associated with a bad thing, it will stop the bad thing. Like climate change is the boss in a video game and you have to hit its weak points
I’ve been digitizing old home videos and there’s something about noticing an item in those videos I still use today, and realizing just how long my family has had it.
The pet hair brush on the floor next to my mom, who’s pregnant with me, after having just used it the other day to brush our cats.
The old boots my mom was wearing, and knowing that I used them 14 years later for a cosplay.
The coasters I’m playing with as a not-quite-one-year-old, and knowing I brought one from the very same set to my college apartment, there on my desk under my cup of water.
The cork board hanging in my older brother’s bedroom when he was two, and turning around to see it leaned up against the wall in my bedroom.
there’s a certain kind of… indescribable reverence for the mundane. The Constants. it makes me wonder what things will stick around for another 25 years.
some of y'all wouldn't have dodged the draft and it shows
And pass up the opportunity to blow my co’s brains out?
tou-fucking-ché
It me
precamrian got the lesbian colors I guess you could call that era a stone butch
in the peak of a mild heatstroke today I imagined the internet uniting as one to promote a lifestyle known as "Sorentomaxxing" consisting of relentless ironic brand loyalty to the Kia Sorento
maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time
roycecoolldge
Fuck gentle touch, I wanna get my faggot cunt mauled by a dominant alpha Serbian top!!!
whoa
It’s really fun spotting liberals who spend way too much time on this website and have convinced themselves that the transgender commie bloggers have somehow made imperialist jingoism an oppressed minority position and not like, the dominant strain of political thought in every western country on the planet
Thinking serenely about the time I proposed that in the world of Star Trek, extremely online Klingons are loosely organized into violently opposing camps based on whether they consider it appropriate to post fanfiction where someone behaves dishonorably
My friend found this fascinating infographic the other day about the way different cultures hold conversations (within the context of conducting business, but it can be extrapolated into a more general sense as well).
It's by no means a prescribed layout for how everyone from these different cultures speak (this is just one linguist's observations, and American conversation-styles tend to vary depending on population background) but they do paint a cool picture of how conversation norms vary between cultures!
Link to the original article [X].
It’s really funny when people who enjoy content that’s easy consume think they’re somehow oppressed for this preference even tho the entire entertainment industry caters to it
You’re not oppressed for reading mediocre romance books that can be found on the “As seen on Booktok” table ar Barnes and Nobles or enjoying MCU movies. You’re actually the core audience that keeps these million dollar monopolies afloat.
I wanna live in the world where these people are actually oppressed lmao. Imagine going to the movie theater and there’s like a tons of thoughtful mid-budget movies made and all the romance novels at the bookstore contain intricate narratives and complex characters. Come on now
Some guy says he likes MCU movies and he instantly gets beaten to death by a gang of pretentious snobs that roam the streets like wild animals
Your vision for the world is beautiful
she let me hit cuz i'm brave
like that little toaster
Can I help you Peter
"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone
Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here
I hate that you're probably right I fucking hate it here
sdjsj stop I'm fucking cackling
"Contact my secret network of Jedi across Coruscant, I will. Tracing your IP as we speak, I am."
Post that have 10K notes in my heart.
Give it a minute.
