The silent reader

Funniest possible end to Chuck’s coronation

Abolish for-profit health care insurance.

onion not even doing satire at this point

Now this would be an actual heartwarming story.

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

Just friends and coworkers hanging out and planning a surprise for Caesar

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

there will never be a funnier visual gag to me than someone falling over and immediately exploding like they stepped on a landmine

Roaming chess gangs

obsessed with this version of the salute emoji where it looks like it's getting gently stroked on the head

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

protip: you can add the word "evil" to literally any image search query for hours of entertainment

evil salami