i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
Largest self portrait in the world
Because you guys don't remember the classics
please be patient with me im from the 1900s
reminder to all lesbians that just because she is a lesbian and attracted to you does not mean she is the one. there are other lesbians out there. I promise. at least 5 of them
should I text her
We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out
cool thanks
looms but im smiling inside
I smoke weed and my dick fall off
FUCK I MISSED WEED POETRY'S ANNIVERSARY
welp OP's deactivated but @ishouldbuyasword i got something for ya
choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
i'm gonna thrup
dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
can't get an algorithm like this on twitter
