Do not touch me.

Do not fucking touch me.

You lost that right.

"All it takes is a beautiful fake smile to hide an injured soul and they will never notice how broken you really are."

-Robin Williams

Happy Pride!

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

This transition is straight out of a horror movie

@heymynameismolly-jk wow

Ruler of My Heart

YOUTUBE

because sleuth is funny @naffeclipse

Homophobes: *try to destroy rainbow statue*

Gays: “fine then we’ll make it an actual damn rainbow”

Reblog to put indestructible rainbows everywhere and kill a homophobe

Oh, the turntables, I remember having a sexist homophobe for a roommate who literally said he wanted to go there to burn the rainbow while I was so deep, deep in the closet repressing.

And now I’m reposting this post.

I refuse to believe this did not happen in canon

Aang consistently forgetting he’s the most powerful human alive will never not be funny to me

#this is hte most perfectly captured rendering of aang and sokka’s dynamic asl;dkgalskfjas#they’re both smart in the exact way that cancels one another out into pure chaotic stupidity @fiddleabout

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.

Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.

Then after a little bit of silence I hear…

“Who has a bag of chips?”

And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”

Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

 m a lil worried the music will get the post taken down sooooooo :D s got no noise but EY just wanted to show ya’ll a snippet of what im working on 

This adorable Fruit plush toy is soft and huggable, perfect for snuggling up with on cold nights or keeping you company during the day. With its bright, friendly eyes and fluffy tail, this fruit bunny is sure to brighten up any room and bring a smile to your face.

==> HIDDEN FRUIT BUNNY AVAILABLE HERE <==

NOT A WANT BUT A NEED.

I literally have no more room for collectables but for some reason I really want this I don’t know why 😍

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers

This 👆🏻

So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.

It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.

….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’ 

We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them. 

Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol

Here is the opposite

I thought if was a coffee maker for a vampire

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Benadryl madness masterpost

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

“NAFTER NOON!”

Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.