updated masterlist

PSA before you continue

marauders & co playlists

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inside the phones

james : jily | wolfstarbucks

remus : wolfstar | wolfbucks | 3 am | wolfstarbucks

sirius : wolfstar | wolfstarbucks | 2 am | wolfstarbucks anniversary |

alice : frank x alice | the girl group

other :

andromeda

regulus : regulus x barty

davey : davey x james

frank

gilderoy

kingsley : kingsley x remus

lily : jily

marlene : dorcas x marlene

peter

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inside their accounts

sirius’ | james | remus | dorcas I alice

regulus’ | sirius’

Lily’s time line : 1 / 2 / 3

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individual posts

a day at the arcade

a day at the fair

a day at the lake

a day road tripping & camping

a wolfstar ‘argument’

clingy couple : wolfstar regular conversations

date night

different kinds of friends

dreaming of sirius

drunk love confessions

gilderoy trying to come between sirius & remus **

hogwarts favorite facility members insta accounts

how james discovered wolfstar

how regulus and sirius ended up living with the potters ( tw : abuse mention ) 

how / why kingsley & remus broke up

james and sirius’ weird bond

james gets left out of the wolfstar loop

mary defending herself ***

national coming out day ***

prettiest one in the group ( ask reply)

pride parade

regulus & barty’s first date ***

remus and sirius meets through a tutor session ***

remus got hot over the summer

remus has a bad mental health day ( tw : mental illness )

remus gets support from james ( tw : mental illness )

sirius and james watch scary movies

sirius in the hospital

sirius posts a cover

summer after graduation

trip down memory lane ***

what happens when remus watches too many conspiracy theories

youtuber aspects of their lives

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mini series

-accidental nude sending

james edition

sirius edition part 1 / 2 / 3

-remus accidentally coming out : part 1 / 2

-jily / wolfstar double date : part 1 / 2

-dating profiles *** : 

remus & sirius / james & lily / frank & alice

-remus gets attacked 

tw : violence & homophobia

note : making light of violent acts of homophobia is offensive and awful, this wasn’t made to make people go “oh my poor gay soft baby,” just like when movies or books depict these situations, it is to show how dangerous any excused acts of hate can lead to. keep that in mind.

part 1 / 2

-family accounts

potter parents on social media ***

evans parents on social media

black family kids instagrams

-how did remus end up at Lily’s ( tw : homophobia / abuse )

parts 1 / 2 **

-oblivious pining wolfstar (pre relationship) : part 1 / 2

-birthdays

Minerva Mcgonagall’s

Sirius’

-prom

part 1 / part 2

- young adult marauders & co.

part 1 / part 2

part 3 : jily wedding ***

-themed instagrams

wolfstar : autumn theme

wolfstar : tattoo artist/ flower shop owner themes

wolfstar : artist & punk ***

genderbent marauders instagrams

jily : autumn theme

lgbt themed instagrams : wolfstar

lgbt themed instagrams : jily

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SERIES

summary : James & Sirius sneak off school campus to go get food and end up meeting two gorgeous workers at a coffee shop

notable detail :  Sirius writes poetry about Remus’ ass

parts 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8

summary : where a sleep deprived and coffee dependent Remus Lupin gets fed up with the boy in the room above him and airdrops him an angry essay leads to much more

introduction 

parts

1 & 2

3 & 4

5 & 6

7 & 8

9 - 11

12 & 13

14 - 16

summary : when Sirius and James move in next door, their attempts to when over their neighbors are a lot more difficult after a bad night of misunderstanding

character introductions

parts 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

summary : different marauders & co. shenanigans, from skating around school to ending up on the news. (alternative title for this series : ‘reasons professor Mcgonagall wants to quit’)

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6

summary : literally just a bunch of instances where Remus is a mess in the kitchen

notable detail : every interaction between James and Remus, especially “you pea brain”

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11

summary : remus & lily are popular youtubers and best friends, another recent and growing YouTube sensation is the marauders, who post prank videos and their daily shenanigans. after a YouTube news channel creates tension between the two fronts, it seems like no one remembers to think before they tweet.

- character introductions

1 & 2

- parts

  1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8

This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it

Me rn:

yall ever refuse to consume a piece of media you Know youd like solely bc you think itd make you feel more emotions than you want to

like Yeah the purpose of art is to make you Feel but im feeling plenty already thank you very much

in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

Fandom is not about cancellable opinions it’s about sharing and spreading art and fics and gif sets and poetry and showering each other in praise and tearing up because someone said something nice about a thing you made and writing posts that say reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a kiss on the forehead actually

Dark Remus. Remus who turned to Regulus after the prank. Becoming a master at card games and taking shots. Remus sneaking out after dark with Evan and Barty. Remus switching his jumpers for blazers. The whole of Slytherin remember that one party where Remus punched Snape, liquor in one hand, Regulus’ eyeliner, blood on his knuckles. Barty teaching him guitar. Dorcas letting him borrow her guitar. Chipped black nail polish. Smirks over breakfast, dark laughter during lessons. Pranks they get away with. Remus and Regulus flirting shamelessly while doing homework, stares as he walked in corridors. Putting Lily’s concealer in the bin, letting the light see his scars. Remus embracing the monster inside him as he lives amongst them:

OP PLEASE GIVE US THE BREAKDOWN!!!!!

Before JK Rowling fell into the anti-trans blackhole, she campaigned against Scottish independence.

She helped bankroll the campaign to keep Scotland in the UK, and a lot of pro-independence campaigners who were fans felt disappointed and let down.

During the campaign she referred to pro-independence voters as death eaters, and became good friends with misogynists who frequently targeted women in political roles (councillor or member of Parliament)

Scotland recently passed a law to reform the Gender Recognition Act. This makes this process for trans people in Scotland easier by reducing the bureaucratic red-tape and invasive procedures that people have to jump through to obtain a Gender Recognition Certificate.

JK Rowling and her bigoted friends have been attacking this legislation and trans people for some time.

The British Government, in an unprecedented move, have decided they are going to block the legislation. They have not done this to any law since the Scottish Parliament was reinstated.

Scotland leans more to the left than England does. By doing this the British government (and the opposition parties that aren’t fighting against it) are surrendering the progressive case for the United Kingdom to still exist.

If they can override this law, they can override any law. With over 50% of Scotland supporting independence and younger, more progressive people becoming eligible to vote every day, the death of the United Kingdom is inevitable.

12 Days of Sterek

Inspired by hobrien’s let’s get dirty rec list. So here I am, posting non-christmas fic recs on Christmas. I hope y’all have a great holiday! 🎄🎄

12 fake boyfriend fics:

11 high school fics:

10 future au fics:

9 mutual pining fics:

8 bed sharing fics:

7 soul(mark)bond fics:

6 pack feels fics:

5 epistolary fics:

4 scent fixation fics:

3 matchmaker fics:

2 hale siblings fics:

1 established relationship fic:

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

he hold gun like this

those guns are two women

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

me teaching my students about the number six in latin: okay guys. so here's the thing. yes, the word for six in latin is sex and that's funny, and we're gonna laugh about it for 30 seconds, but then we're gonna move on, okay? we're not gonna keep laughing about it. we can be mature about this.

also me every day of my life: haha six pine trees is sex pinus

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

⚠️ ❗TODAY IS THE LAST DAY MR KRABS CAN LEGALLY KILL. EVERYONE BE SAFE AS HE IS LIKELY TO BE OUT FOR ONE LAST HURRAH❗ ⚠️

the council will decide your fate

"jesus suffered" theres worse things than being pinned to a cross...like working at a grocery store for example

(via File Photo)

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

Tasty obelisk fries..

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

“It’s digestible”

“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:

The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.”  Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index.  Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.”[5]  In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s.  Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco.  Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.

from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html

The more you know! :D

I have learned a new thing today.

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!

Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes

This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.

It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

whats grundlous mean

of or pertaining to grundle

friendly reminder that findtags is the best way to search tumblr’s absolutely destroyed tag system. it actually accurately looks through the tags without omitting results. it’s the only thing i use at this point because it’s the only thing that works

i was today years old learning about this and it’s great!

great tweet