your berryness

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

Life may suck but at least youre not scrolling through tiktok right now

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

It’s funny to me that I’ve met people named Grace, Faith, Patience and Chastity. It is so funny that Puritan names have survived so long and are still so popular if you take a step back and think about it. She’s getting Starbucks today and accusing a townsperson of witchcraft tomorrow.

AND DESTINY, I’ve met so many Destinys.

Nobody even chooses the COOL Puritan names like Punishment, Humiliation, Refuge, Relief, Obedience. And it’s always girls getting Puritan names nowadays. When am I going to see a baby boy named Submit To His Will.

Thats the name of an ex-fundamentalist kinky gay if ever I heard one

kinky evil former Puritan vampire

i found out i had a quaker cousin from the 1600s named Wrestling. as in, from the torah, Jacob’s wrestling with an angel. She also had a brother named Repentance and one of her sisters was named Fear.

Absolutely losing my mind over Love, Patience, Fear, Wrestling and fucking Jonathan

is no one gonna acknowledge that roman is standing on the tv

nico stop hiding pure gold in the tags

 Does anyone else get tricked into rereading their old writing when someone leaves a nice comment on it? I swear I get drawn back into my old short stories like a moth to a flame every time I see someone says something even mildly nice about it. “You liked this line? You liked that little bit of world building? This one here?” *Proceeds to read the entire short story for context to that line.*

i love when people who i fit the dni for follow me. little buddy what did i say that was so compelling. am i allowed to talk to you?

this is for those who despair over seeing ships or tropes that make them uncomfortable while they do their little scrolly-scroll on ao3, acting like they aren’t responsible for their own internet experience

(alternatively, the back button also works)

companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn't show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn't actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️

jerking off isnt working anymore i need to drink human blood

do you want this fucking iv bag with a silly straw in it or not

i've been in a lot of physical pain today, but i also am randomly obsessed with roman so i drew him a couple times because he's GREAT:

roman in a dresss >:]]]]] he has his sword and i may have drawn his feet backwards but shuuuush

judge roman is lovely :]

and also i drew him in his sweater because i've never done that. yeah. :] (also ignore his mouth idk why it looks like that TvT)

also a very shitty doodle of roman as a mummy from the halloween ep 💀

close up on the first drawing cause i worked hard on it, plus ref:

roman in a dress ahhhhhh he's so pretty

i also really wanted to do the one from halloween because i LOVE IT but i'm too tired and i want to make sure i do it justice.

no thoughts only janus

Marks and Rec: Misc #2563

Say it, Logan. Tell him about the Salmon Cannon. (Dialogue from tumblr.)

WE'RE BACK BABEYYYYYYYYYYY

FAQ

First image: a running skeleton in a hawaiian shirt and sunglasses with an ice cream cone. Text reads: DAILY FLAVORS! DAILY FLAVORS! DAILY FLAVORS! JUST LEAVE (A COMMENT FEST) july 10-14

10th: OLD FICS/NEW FICS

11th: <2k words

12th: AU's!

13th: rarepair/platonic

14th: SURPRISE FLAVOR

RACK UP THOSE NUMBERS post those totals on 7/14

IF IT SLAPS...HIT THAT BUTTON real winners leave comments

Second image:

FAQ: What the fuck is this: It's a comment fest! Hit the beach, the front porch, the vacation destination of your choice, or your nice cool room with your phone/computer/tablet and finally make good on all those comment promises you said you would make "when you had the time."

What am I supposed to do: COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT! Each day will have a certain theme, but you're by no means restricted to that theme. The point of this week is to rack up as many comments as possible and post your daily comment totals and cumulative comment totals by the end of the week!

Do I have to post my comments anywhere?: Just on the fic you read! But feel free to share the fics that really wowed you, your daily totals, and REMEMBER to post your final totals at the end of the week! use the hastag #justleaveacomment to spread the good word!

So you're not tracking these comments: NOPE! We're on the honor system here, babeyy!

But I can't write good comments!!: Friendo just keysmash, leave a string of emojis, and yell about how much you liked the thing and thank the author. Authors love it all. Source: I am a fic author.

But I don't like the themes!: So don't use em! Comment on whatever fics you want, all comments count towards your final totals!

But I'm busy duing these days!: best part about comments is that they're ALWAYS open for business! Comment before the fest and post your totals with the rest of us! Comment after with the hashtag and keep it going! REAL WINNERS LEAVE COMMENTS

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

This is the most accurate post on anxiety ever.