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another batman 2021 ending i like:

alfred asks bruce what he’s trying to do by becoming batman and bruce pauses, then says “to make sure no child becomes like me”

and his answer continues as a voiceover:

“i’m protecting the kids who have a family to go home to-“

you see a small romani boy in a circus outfit practicing acrobatics with his smiling parents.

“and the kids who don’t.”

you see a smaller skinny boy with black hair and blue eyes sitting alone at a table in a fancy house.

“i’m protecting the kids who have to provide for their family-“

you see another boy with black hair and blue eyes crouching beside his mother, who has a needle sticking out of her arm.

“and the kids who have a family to provide for them.”

you see a pregnant woman with brown hair sitting in a chair, reading a book and rubbing her belly.

“i’m going to make sure that no kid ends-“

you see the romani boy in a robin suit screaming in pain as alfred stitches up a bullet wound.

“up-“

you see another boy in a robin suit bloodied and beaten as somebody strikes him over the head with a crowbar.

“like-“

you see a third boy in a robin suit desperately fending off two men in masks, his movements frenzied and his eyes wide with fear.

me.”

you see a young boy, who cannot be more than 8, holding a bloodied sword and grinning as he slits a man’s throat, with the brown haired woman smiling proudly at him.

it cuts back to alfred, who is nodding.

“i think that’s very noble of you, sir.”

Jason: You’ll never guess what happened.
Tim: You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the think-a-torium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?
Jason: No.
Tim: Awww.
Jason: Barbara kissed me.
Tim: Who would ever guess that?
Dick: I'm sneaking broccoli into the mac'n cheese so Lian wont know she's eating vegetables. It's what being a big brother is all about, helping the young through lies.
Jason: Well, not just the young. I've been sneaking vegetables into your waffles for years now.
Dick: What?
Jason: Haven't you ever wondered why your syrup had seeds in it?
Dick: You said they were maple seeds!
Jason: Yeah, there's no such thing.
percy: hey guys, grover is in the pool and i don’t think he’s water proof
nico: i think he’s trying to say that grover is drowning
annabeth: oh okay
annabeth:
annabeth: wait whAT—