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I headcannon that Starscream (and probably other Decepticons) are touch starved, and deserves to be treated nicely for once. You mentioned in another post that Starscream missed his trine, and I agree whole heartedly. Now, if Starscream did join the Autobots and got to a healthier environment, how’d you think he’d adjust? Who would he open up to about his trine? (Sorry, this was long)

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Hmmm, an interesting question. One which I will gladly expand on and answer to the best of my ability. (Oh and don't worry about your request being long, I don't mind!)

A Long Awaited Defection

After having finally had it with Megatron's consistent failures as a leader and his dark energon induced madness, Starscream would finally take the leap of faith he had been teetering on the edge of making for some time. After removing his Decepticon badge, Starscream would take a few precious belongings and some Decepticon data before fleeing the nemesis. He would then contact the Autobots using his stolen data as incentive.

It would be a tense discussion to say the least, that with Starscream's many crimes and whatnot. However Optimus has always been the forgiving sort and knows the darkness that lives within Megatron. He would, after some questioning, accept Starscream into their ranks under the condition that he be supervised and have his wings bound for a trail period. The rest of the team, especially Arcee, would not be fond of this choice, but Optimus knows a hurt mech when he sees one, and he would be unwilling to leave Starscream to suffer under Megatron.

Starscream would be brought back to base and have his wings bound before being handed off to the bot least likely to murder him in recharge. For his own safety, Starscream's assigned partner would be Bumblebee as the scout tends to more often than not match his Sire in mentality. Starscream would share quarters with Bumblebee and do basically everything with the scout except go on missions. On the days where Bumblebee is sent out on a mission, Starscream's guardianship would fall to either Optimus, or if he is not available, Ratchet.

Given enough time, some interesting relationships would form.

Starscream's Integration

It is not easy for Starscream to get settled with the Autobots. He has spent far too long in Decepticon society where power is key and any and all weaknesses are exploited ruthlessly. Despite the decision to join them being his choice, Starscream is downright awful to be around for the first few weeks as he figures out how the Autobots work. Bumblebee would try to be kind when possible but end up treating Starscream like a stray cat for the most part. He may not be his Sire, but he most certainly inherited the ability to sense small unattended things with a pulse that need love and protection.

Eventually Starscream would begin to leave his space and engage with others around base. It would be small at first, the seeker only ever muttering a suggestion or snarky comment before scurrying away in fear of punishment. But as he grows more comfortable, his coding would come to life again after millennia of being dormant and demand he search for family and companionship. This would lead him to express himself more and begin the natural process of integrating into what his coding recognizes as his new flock.

In light of this, despite his best efforts to be friendly in his own prideful way, his relationship with Arcee and Bulkhead would be turbulent at the best of times, even in the far future. However they have an unspoken agreement of sorts. They protect each other and work together when required, perhaps even socializing when a mutual friend is present, but other than that they have no ties. This is perfectly acceptable to both parties as neither have any desire to associate with the other.

Wheeljack would be pretty chill with Starscream's presence, although it would take a while for Starscream to warm up to the wrecker. After a while they would even develop a friendship around their shared love of science. Starscream supplying Wheeljack with the more intricate knowledge needed to create more complex things and Wheeljack doing most of the heavy lifting. Perhaps their friendship is not the most emotionally bonding, but Starscream and Wheeljack have a friendship unique to them. They are not close enough in Starscream's mind to be kin, but they have enough compatibility between them to have Starscream consider the wreaker a wing-mate, that is if the grounder could fly.

Ultra Magnus would be highly distrustful of Starscream and the seeker would steer clear of him for a long time due to how the commanders gaze reminds him of Megatron. However after Starscream is fully accepted into the Autobots and proves his worth in battle and assisting Ratchet in his scientific endeavors, Ultra Magnus's opinion of him would grow. Eventually they would bond over battle tactics and strategy, together spending long nights working out plans and dealing with as much work as they can before their workaholic Prime takes over. They would also find themselves bonding over the shared experience of trying to keep the team in order and help steer Optimus away from self sacrifice when not necessary. Their regular ritual is to drink a cube of stimulant laced energon together each morning and checking in on the other before going about their business. While also not a very emotionally invested relationship, their shared purpose binds them together in a form of brotherhood, as such Ultra Magnus is also a wing-mate in Starscream's mind.

Smokescreen would be one of the hardest for Starscream to warm up to, and vice versa. The young elite guardsman would struggle greatly trying to get used to having one of Megatron's old lieutenants hanging around. But after saving each other in a few fights and finding that they work well together, Smokescreen would begin to look up the the seeker. In return Starscream would begin to view Smokescreen as a fledgling under his supervision and take up the role of a mentor, albeit a seemingly very disinterested one. Not that he will ever admit it, but he is very proud of his grounder apprentice. The rookie does well in adapting Starscream's teachings and making them apply to his own fighting style. Not only that, but Smokescreen genuinely is interested in the stories that Starscream has to tell of Vos and flight frame culture as a whole. While there is a very low chance Starscream will ever tell his apprentice, he is very fond of him and would fight just as fiercely as Optimus to protect the youngling should the need arise.

As for Starscream and Bumblebee, their relationship started off a little rocky. Bumblebee was not fond of having to partner with Starscream and the feeling was mutual. However being the sparkling of Optimus and therefore having inherited many of his Sire's traits, Bumblebee was persistent in trying to build up a friendship with the seeker after the initial awkwardness passed. And despite Bumblebee's youth in comparison to Starscream, it did not end up taking long for them to bond. Bumblebee took the time to introduce Starscream to the Autobot lifestyle and their way of life, even going so far as to calm him whenever he woke from recharge in terror. While it did take a bit for Starscream to swallow the pride he had built to protect himself while with the Decepticons, he did eventually accept Bumblebee's kindness and even return it with some of his own.

After having lived with the Autobots for some time and having fully integrated into their team, Starscream is possessive and will gladly protect his yellow wing-mate at all costs. He regularly brings Bumblebee little things and checks up on him to make sure he is alright. He has taken up a role as a secondary caretaker for the scout when Optimus is unavailable while also simultaneously being a brotherly character. He will go above and beyond to take care of Bumblebee but will always try to remain aloof and appear uncaring. Of course Bumblebee has learned to see past this, but he kindly says nothing about it and accepts the affection when he receives it. The fact that Starscream is willing to lounge around with his wings spread while around him is proof of the seeker's trust.

Then there is Ratchet. Their relationship was strictly professional at first, but after the medic found Starscream having a bad panic attack in a storage closet things changed between them. For a time Starscream refused any and all attempts the medic made to help him deal with his mental issues. But eventually after a particularly bad nightmare Starscream broke down and spilled everything to Ratchet. Everything from his grief at the loss of his trine to the anger he feels towards the Decepticons was laid bare. And surprisingly, Ratchet understood and put aside past grievances to comfort the seeker. Since then they have been close, their relationship not needing words or being particularly public. Instead Starscream comes to Ratchet whenever he is having a bad day and they will drink some energon and do some chores around base. Sometimes they discuss Starscream's problems and other times they banter back and forth. For whatever reason Starscream feels incredibly safe around the Autobot medic and has come to see him as a protector, someone akin to a guardian. Ratchet is kind enough to not comment when Starscream cuddles up beside him or follows him around like a lost sparkling, he knows the seeker needs it.

And lastly there is Optimus, the bot who Starscream had the easiest and also the most difficult time adjusting to. The Prime's size was rather intimidating for the first few weeks, as was the knowledge that the Prime had torn mechs apart in battle before. However over time and after coming to see the kind spark and soft voice behind the stoic mask Optimus usually wears, Starscream attached himself to the Prime quickly. It was just his coding at first, it urged him to seek guidance and protection from the leader of the flock. But eventually he began seeking out the Prime for others reasons, in the beginning mainly just to feel the calming waves his field emitted. And later he sought out Optimus for true companionship, finding that they had a great deal in common and got along well bonding over dealing with the younglings and the horrors of war. Starscream couldn't explain it if he wanted to, the Prime just had an indescribable draw, one which had little difficulty pulling Starscream in. And before the seeker realized it he found himself listening to the Prime's stories and bringing him energon when he worked late at night.

Being the possessive creature that he is, Starscream lurks in the rafters and other high places to observe Optimus and to keep an optic out for potential danger toward him. No one touches his kin, especially not his flock leader and Prime. There have been several occasions where Starscream has leapt from the rafters to tackle a bot who looked a little too suspicious, even screeching at them and flaring his plating to ward them off before coming to his senses. He also hovers around Optimus and assists in his work as a cover for what he truly is doing which is taking the opportunity to be clingy. Often he hangs off Optimus's back and leans up against him when they are together as he just wants to feel the protective presence of another. In return Optimus will sometimes massage Starscream's wings, working out dents and easing tight cabling for him. It is something the former Decepticon greatly appreciates and never intends to alert Optimus to the cultural significance of. Only close kin care for each other in the way the Prime cares for him, and Starscream happily allows himself to relish in the affection from his unofficial family and flock.

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Being in a healthy environment made Starscream healthier as well. His armor is bulkier and is more colorful, he is less aggressive, prideful, and arrogant. He is overall a happier bot and far more willing to express himself and speak his mind without fear.

Megatron threw a tantrum the moment he caught sight of Starscream gracefully flying through the air brandishing his bright new Autobot insignia while bombing Decepticon forces. The warlord nearly burst a wire upon receiving a well earned middle finger and a shot to the chassis from his old air commander.

Seeing their old commander so happy and doing so well on the opposing side, several Vehicon squads would also abandon ship in favor of trying their luck at becoming Autobots as well. If successful then the Autobots would then be forced to get a larger base...

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Black Eagle!Dedue AU

  • Dedue starts classes in the Blue Lions House, but he isn’t totally loyal to Dimitri like he is in the canon. In this AU, he is bitter about the Murder of Duscur and about Dimitri’s refusal to do anything in terms of reparations.
  • Dedue spends two moons in the blue lions and in that time, he is consistently belittled and degraded by Felix and Ingrid for his heritage. He doesn’t get this treatment from his other classmates but they seldom defend him. This refusal to take action leads to a rift between the Dedue and the rest of his class. For a while, he feels totally alone.
  • One day, Ingrid gets exceptionally racist in the mess hall and it draws attention. Again, none in the Blue Lions stand up for Dedue but to Dedue’s surprise, quite a few Black Eagles come to his defense immediately. This leads to a spat between the the black eagles, Petra, Dorothea and Ferdinand in particular, and Ingrid and Felix. Seteth breaks up the argument but before they leave, the Black Eagles invite Dedue to their table. Dedue thinks on it a minute before he stands with his food and he goes to join them. He starts sitting with and just generally hanging out with the Eagles from then on, but it doesn’t push him to switch classes.
  • From then, Dedue builds relationships with most of the Eagles.
  • Petra becomes friends with him first, and they bond over their mutual feelings of homesickness. They become good friends doing cool friend shit like hunting and fishing together and kicking the shit out of racist monks and students. Idk I just want them to be bros, dude.
  • Dorothea becomes friends with him by asking him about the arts of Duscur. He’s wary of her initially, but he eventually warms up to her and he even sings the songs he remembers for her.
  • Ferdinand tries to be a protector to Dedue at first but that annoyed Dedue more than anything. Dedue tries to explain that he doesn’t need a defender and that while he appreciates the thought, he would rather not have Ferdinand stick his neck out like that. Ferdinand obliges, albeit a bit confused as to why someone would refuse a noble’s protection.
  •  Caspar becomes friends with Dedue because of how built he is. They train together all the time, and though Caspar is a bit too rambunctious for Dedue’s tastes, he indulges him anyways and he develops a friendship with him.
  • What pushes Dedue to leave the Blue Lions is his paralouge. Dimitri refuses to defend the Duscur rebels. He says that there are more important matters at hand, so he turns his back on the people who just want their homes back. Desperate and enraged, Dedue turns to the eagles and begs them for their aid. Without question, Byleth and Edelgard agree to help him and together, they help the Duscari rebels fend off the battalion of Faerghus soldiers. Afterwards, Edelgard offers the rebels a haven in Enbarr, so that they may live in peace. The rebels accept her offer and they go to Enbarr as temporary refugees, but with plans to take their lands back in one way or another.
  • Dedue is thoroughly shocked that Edelgard was so ready to aid his people who have been seen as lessers for so long and he’s even more shocked when she offers the people of Duscur her protection and a temporary home in Enbarr. It is here where Edelgard confides in Dedue that when she is Emperor, she wants to create a world of equals in terms of rights and protections. It’s vague but it’s enough for him to turn his back on Dimitri all together and join the Eagles because in this one act of aid, she has done more for Duscur than Dimitri has in his entire life.
  • Ingrid is predictably vindictive about his choice to leave, but everyone else is amicable about it, ranging from sad to indifferent.
  • When the war rolls around, Dedue doesn’t think twice about siding with the empire.

Dialogue vs former classmates

Dimitri

Dimitri: Dedue!

Dedue: Your Highness.

Dimitri: I don’t understand, how could you side with her? Can you not see the destruction that she has wrought?

Dedue: With her help, Duscur can reclaim what it has lost. She offers a future for my people, whereas Faerghus sees us as little more than a remnant of the past.

Dimitri: Faithless turncoat! Very well, then. If you fight for her despotic visions, then you’ll die too!

Ingrid

Ingrid: Duscari scum! I will rid you from the world for your treachery!

Dedue: No, Ingrid. You will only die trying.

Felix

Felix: Even if you’ve left the boar, you’re still nothing more than a dog. The only thing that’s changed is your master.

Dedue: I have no words for you.

Felix: Good. Come fight me and die.

Sylvain

Sylvain: So, this new world Edelgard wants to build is one where crests are insignificant?

Dedue: Yes. If you lay down your arms, I can promise you that you’ll have a place in it too.

Sylvain: Tempting, but I’m afraid I’ve already found a cause worth fighting for.

Dedue: Your sense of duty will get you killed.

Sylvain: I have the Lance of Ruin on my side, Dedue. I’ll take my chances.

Annette

Annette: I know I should hate you for siding with her…

Dedue: …

Annette: But, I don’t. I really do understand why you did.

Dedue: We don’t need to fight, Annette. Surrender, and I will see that you are treated with fairness and dignity.

Annette: I’m sorry, but I can’t. I will not lose my father again. Prepare yourself, I won’t go easy on you.

Ashe

Ashe: I was hoping we wouldn’t have to fight.

Dedue: As was I. I don’t suppose I can convince you to lay down your bow and surrender?

Ashe: I’m sorry, but no. I have a duty to fulfill. Even if it means I’ll die fulfilling it.

Mercedes

Mercedes: Oh! It really is lovely to see you again. It’s a shame that it’s like this, isn’t it?

Dedue: I don’t want to fight you, Mercedes. Please, stand down.

Mercedes: If only it were so simple, Dedue.

Endings in Crimson Flower route

Solo Ending

After the war finally came to a halt, the people of Duscur were able to reclaim what they had lost and then some. Dedue was widely celebrated as a hero to his people and he became the first leader of Duscur. The people wanted him to rule as a king, but he proposed a more democratic rule. Even so, Dedue was never voted out of office and under his selfless leadership, Duscur was able to bloom into a wealthy nation with rich art and world famous cuisine.

Ending with Ferdinand

After the war had finally came to a halt, the people of Duscur were finally able to reclaim what they lost and then some. Dedue became a hero to his people and together with the aid of Ferdinand von Aegir, Duscur healed from the scars of it’s past and it blossomed into a vibrant nation which was rich in trade and art. Later, after both Dedue and Ferdinand had passed, letters between the two were discovered, the contents of which were described by poets and scholars as the most beautiful and intimate expressions of love and gratitude to ever be written.

Ending with Petra

After the war had come to a close, Petra was finally crowned as the Queen of Brigid. From the very start of her reign, Petra worked hard to establish strong diplomatic relations with not just Fódlan, but with Dagda, Almyra, Morfis and the newly rebuilt Duscur. Dedue, as the new leader of Duscur, would meet with Petra regularly to make sure that their two nations grew strong together, though later, these meetings would become more private affairs. Eventually, Dedue announced that he would not be running for another term and he left Duscur to be with Petra, to whom he was wed almost as soon as he arrived in Brigid. The people were initially skeptical of him but Dedue’s tireless devotion to his new subjects earned him their love and admiration. To this day, Dedue and Petra are revered in both Duscur and Brigid and the two nations enjoy a high degree of camaraderie.

Ending with Dorothea

When the war finally came to a close, Dorothea accompanied her husband, Dedue to Duscur. Together, they got to work rebuilding Duscur, though in two very different ways. Dedue became the first elected leader of Duscur and his policies made sure that the country was built strongly in terms of infrastructure and with its economy. Dorothea, on the other hand, became a patron of the arts and she oversaw the creation of a new Opera company in Duscur which took in talent from all over the world. This diversity of artists effectively revolutionized art itself, and before long, Duscur was known far and wide for it’s wide array of arts. For as busy as the couple was, however, they always made time for one another and it is said that no union was ever as happy and serene as theirs was.

Ending with Caspar

In recognition of his daring deeds during the war, Caspar was offered the position of Minister of Military Affairs, but he declined. Instead, Caspar accompanied Dedue and his people to help rebuild Duscur. Unfortunately, hatred for Duscur persisted in the north of Fódlan. This led to the creation of a military dedicated to the defense of Duscur, helmed jointly by Caspar and Dedue. Thanks to their tireless efforts, Duscur remained safe and in time, the nation was able to heal and bloom into a wondrous country of wealth and formidable military might. To this day, Dedue and Caspar are remembered as the greatest of all of Duscur’s heroes, even being called the sons of the War God by some.

Ending with Bernadetta

After the war had finally come to a close, Bernadetta was granted the Varley territory, but instead of taking over, she chose a more adept successor and relinquished all claims to the territory. From there, she became a traveling artist of great renown. She ventured far and wide, from Brigid to Sreng to Almyra, but eventually, she found herself in Duscur and she fell in love with the culture. Her paintings of Duscur and it’s denizens became beloved by the people to the point were Dedue, the new leader of Duscur, had to beg her to stay. She inevitably stayed and with her help, art museums were established in Duscur. In time, these became among the finest in the world, filled to the brim with the beautiful works of Duscur’s many artists.

This was pretty cool to write haha. If anyone is interested in me writing more endings for this AU or maybe even Dedue’s supports with the Black Eagles and the Golden Deer let me know!
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This is an idea that I've had for awhile, but don't have the energy for bc I'm no longer in the MHA fandom as heavily as I once was. Just hoping you like it well enough!

There is something...off about Pro-Hero Deku. Not enough to be noticeable, not really, quirks-heh-that could be waved away by saying that of course Deku would be different. Just look at what he does! Who cares if he's a little strange, we all have our own ticks!

But they don't see beyond the parties he hosts, fund-raisers for various organizations, where the alcohol is always flowing and there is never any fights. Where the lights blind the party goers while casting deep shadows, where the Pro-Hero hides until called upon. They don't stop to think in their revelry that the money they spend is a little more than what they had planned and they end up a little more drunk than intended.

People don't see that beyond the former criminals that Deku employs at his tower, that they are all scared of him. He caught them, gave them their life back, but all on the condition that they keep in contact with him. The people don't see how the shadows cling to his shoulders when he drags the Villains to their cells, as the criminal breaks down in the back of a police car, coming out more devoted to the Hero like Gods most fanatic worshiper.

Not even his friends see the way that Deku's smiles are just a bit too wide, his hands this side of controlling, his speech a little too much like sweet wine. Making promises that are true, but dangerous if one takes too much. His friends don't see the horns that curl around his head, a laurel wreath made of grape vines as his crown and his cape shifting into a haze of contorted patterns.

No one sees the way that Deku's irises flash intoxicating dark blue and pupils wine red.

But he notices. He sees the way that the public is enamored with the Pro-Hero, just like they were with All Might. But All Might never got this popular this fast, even in the wake of his retirement, this new comer never should had risen that fast.

Deku did though and he sees the way that his friends flock to him, unknowingly hiding themselves underneath the biggest predator in the forest.

He sees all of this and when Deku looks his way, eyes swirling with impossible colors and the air suddenly smells of cigar smoke and whiskey, he winks.

And Shouta wants.

AU idea is that Izuku Midoriya is actually Dionysus, God of Party, Alcohol and Madness. Aged-Up and Shouta is falling and falling fast, even if he is the only one who knows.

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help, I fell down a danganronpa hole and I can’t get out

 It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

2020 was the year I tripped ass-backwards into the fandom, and if you’re here there’s a good chance you’ve stumbled across one of my dangan posts. So for convenience (since tumblr is a mess to navigate) I’ve attempted a link-tree for your perusal ✨

Linked in the order the events occur; comics from an accidental non-despair, super saccharine AU based on Taka and Mondo’s mutually oblivious pining.  (tagged #dangan/mainAU)

[♦] Daiya survived the crash (mini-comic from an ask dump) [watch this space] The Sauna Scene [♦] The Yakuza Incident [♦] & [♦] Mondo meets Officer Takaaki Ishimaru [♦] Takaaki confronts Daiya about Taka’s ‘Kyoudai’ (mini-comic)  (‘The Shirt’ spawned from a throwaway joke in this ask dump [♦] that spiralled; expanded in [♦] & [♦] ) [♦] Just bros having a Sleepover [♦] Hershey’s kisses [watch this space] Finally a Confession

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Also there’s mini-comics, extra info about AUs & memes in a series of ask dumps (Tagged #dangan-minicomic-ranpan or #dangan-answer-ranpan)

[♦] The first set of asks

There’s separate angst ask dumps - mostly set around Ultra Despair Girls (tagged #dangan/angstAU or  #dangan-angst-ranpan)

[♦] The first angst asks use your discretion canon-typical violence / death / dark themes THH & UDG SPOILERS

Each ask dump has a link to the next so you can just click through from post to post.

Another unplanned AU based on the Parent-Trap film, born from an ask (tagged  #dangan/parenttrap)

[♦] Full comic [♦] original ask

(all full colour comics tagged  #dangan-colourcomic-ranpan)

[♦] Pride [♦] Pride prequel [♦] Beach Filler Episode [♦] Shuichi’s psyche taxi

(Illustrations tagged #dangan-illustration-ranpan)

[♦] Dangantober Ghost Photos and  [♦] Breakdown use your discretion horror themes/ canonical character death/ THH & SDR2 SPOILERS [♦] Trigger Happy Havoc [♦] Goodbye Despair [♦] Go for it! [♦] Mastermind Ishida & Mondo [♦Crazy Crafters [♦] Pokémon THH [♦] Pokémon SDR2 [♦] Final thoughts use your discretion canonical character death THH SPOILERS

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have you ever received líf (yes, from feh) thirst? I know that man is like 50% mint jelly but I know he's got a big cock. I can feel it in my titties, he's got a fat one. his rearmed suit? he can fuck me in that. and he has this line "well, [summoner]..." when you level him up and I was like "yes? do we take it to the bedroom now? do I get split apart on jelly cock?"

and im sure he's super possessive since he lost his whole world and stuff. if he fell for someone after so long not knowing what affection is anymore, he's not letting them go. there's no contract with gods stopping him from protecting them (or keeping them in his grasp). his crush is allied with askr? too bad summoner, you've got a 100% chance of summoning líf on your next pull. S-support achieved instantly, no B and A needed. just give directions to the nearest suite, he'll be just a couple hours

No one has chatted with me about Lif but I'm super in support of thirsting for our jello man!! Definitely can't deny the appeal, weird biology aside lmao. Hell, his cock probably has like... a really pleasant, dildo-like texture to it??? Idk man lol I'm just saying, I get it. Totally agree with you on him being a bit possessive and very straightforward once he's realized what these feelings are, and that there's no way he can stifle or ignore them. I also see him as the type to fuck deep and slow but hard. Like, a slow-ish pace, but each thrust is all the way to the base and could make you see stars.

Hard to believe this guy is one AU separated from lil' Alfonse lmao

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Sexual themes

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Raihan, using binoculars: Ah, is that Ash riding a flying giant Weedle?

Lance: Huh? Mind if I take a look?

Lance, after watching it really closely with binoculars: OH DEAR ARCEUS ASH WAS RIDING ON THE BACK OF RAYQUAZA!!!!!

Raihan: W H A T ?!!

Iris: E X C U S E M E?!!

Gary: WHAT THE- ?!!

Gou: **faints from shock**

Rayquaza chanting in Aura: chicken nuggies chicken nuggies chicken nuggies chicken nuggies chicken nuggies-

Ash yelling over the wind: and everyone calls me a toddler!

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We're here talking about titties and stuff so... Theodore Hart titties when?

Your professor requests your attention after class. Legs crossed, Theodore sits against his desk as the rest of the class filters into the hall. His eyes remain on you, even as your classmate questions him about the days lesson. As you approach, he offers a kind, if not concerned, smile.

"Good afternoon, Y/n. Did the lesson give you any trouble?"

Short blurb because I can’t sleep- Yandere teacher x Student reader (University/College)

You’re sitting at the back of the class as the professor hands out papers, that stare causing shivers down your spine when your eyes meet. That look is predatory. As if he’s hungry and barely holding back his anger.

It wasn’t your fault! The guy who brushed against you and told you to “get out of the fucking way” was the one in the wrong! Surely he isn’t mad at you for just taking it on the chin and moving on? Then again this is the same man who managed to control every aspect of your life seemingly effortlessly. There’s no telling what could set him off.

A hand clasps on your shoulder as your paper is laid flat on the desk, your professors voice low and raspy against your ear “Stay back after class”

While the clocked ticked down to the bell, you were draining of color and couldn’t look up from your desk. You were petrified of what could happen, knowing that he saw someone touch you. You didn’t know what he was capable of, which made everything ten times worse as your mind ran wild with ideas.

Fail you? Drive your friends away? Make your family disown you? Beat you and tell you to watch where you’re going? Blame you entirely and make you feel like shit? It’s what everyone else would’ve done!

However, none of those ideas created could prepare you for what happened next.

He gently kneels next to your desk after the class empties, and takes your hand. He strokes it softly with his thumb as he tries to coax you to look at him. “Shh shh shh…you’re ok. I’m not angry at you. I’m angry at the man who spoke to you so crudely and touched you. I’m livid, actually”.

You force yourself not to yank your hand away, your breath becoming rapid as you try to think of what to say. “I-I’m sorry” you blurt out, eyes watering as you expect an outburst or some sort of anger induced rant. It was your fault, everything was, it was how you were raised!

“Not your fault, sweetie” he says softly, kissing your knuckles. You weren’t sure how to handle that, your mind drawing a blank as he continued to softly speak. “And it won’t be your fault when he turns up missing on the news. This entire thing that’s about to happen has nothing to do with you, got it?”.

-Mommabean (eeehhh couldn’t decide how to end this but I like the idea nonetheless! Sorry it was just a short blurb beans ;-; )

The Wall Street whale 🐳🫦🐳

- story credits; dennisgroww

*Alarm beeps*

It’s 6:30 on Monday the 1st September. A sleepy, Oscar DeLuca pulls himself out of bed, heads to the bathroom to brush his teeth and use the toilet, then puts on his freshly-steamed suit. He quickly has a bite of toast, before he grabs his briefcase and rushes out the door. Oscar, a 6ft1, brown-haired and blue eyed, native New Yorker, recently landed a highly-contested job as an intern at Goldman Sachs. It’s his first day.

*8:00*

The office is a hive of activity. Each employee moves as if unseeing hands drag them this way and that, drawing their attention to one thing and then another. It’s overwhelming for Oscar, and the other interns: Benji Greenly, Olivia Hall, Leo Carter and Noah Roberts. It’s no surprise the added stress of a new job, in one of the worlds most hyperactive investment banks, leads to excessive weight gain of interns.

*8:30*

All the interns, along with all the senior officials at the office, are called into the meeting room for the morning’s discussion. General conversation about the aims for increased investment and revenue was lead by the CEO and other shareholders. Afterwards, the CEO and his colleagues made their annual predictions as to which intern would become the ‘wall street whale’ (the fattest intern) by the end of the year. David M. Solomon, the CEO of Goldman Sachs international, suggested Oscar DeLuca as the future ‘wall street whale.’

*10:30*

Already feeling overwhelmed by the workload and expectations thrusted onto the interns, Oscar and Leo decide it’s time for a quick break. They head to the coffee station located near the lift shaft. Leo pours himself a coffee, whilst Oscar helps himself to the triple-glazed chocolate doughnuts - specifically reserved for interns.

*12:45*

Lunch break. All the interns head to the ground floor food court, and order at the ‘Grimelda’s’ Restaurant. Curiously, despite ordering a Caesar Salad and bruschetta, Oscar was bought a ‘Grimelda’s special double burger, with twice-garnished fries.’ Full knowing of the short 30 minute lunch break interns were given, and not wishing to waste time reordering, Oscar willingly ate the burger and fries.

*17:00*

Home time.

The next day, Oscar again, unintentionally, devoured a calorific foods throughout the course of the day. At 11:15, Oscar went to the toilet to gather himself after feeling queasy, there he found a whole tray of untouched, freshly cooked Beignets, coated in sugar. Oscar tried one, before finishing the whole tray after realising that food made the anxious feelings in his stomach subside. At Lunch, Oscar’s order was gotten wrong again, this time he was presented with two, full-sized, pepperoni pizzas. During the afternoon, when Oscar ordered a coffee from the cafe near the lift shaft, he was presented with a thick chocolate milkshake with whipped cream and marshmallows on top.

After his first week, Oscar had become concerned as to why he was consistently being presented with fatty, weight-encouraging, foods and drinks. However, Oscar accepted that it was purely coincidental, and he thought nothing more of it.

Slowly Oscar’s body morphed into a blob of fat, unrecognisable from the attractive, athletic man he once was. All the tempting foods he had been consuming at work had built him a swole belly, it nested in his lap, and rolled behind into his back fat. Oscar’s moobs we’re larger than the average female’s, and his butt was so fat the company had to get him a reinforced chair so as he could sit comfortably at his desk. He hadn’t thought twice about why he was no longer this muscly man and instead had become an obese intern. Whenever, he felt pressure or queasy feelings in his stomach, Oscar would reach for a bag of sweets often mysteriously placed at the edge of his desk, or he would waddle over to where the doughnuts were, and eat several. Sometimes, when he was sobbing in the bathroom after being shouted at by a senior employee, Oscar would somehow find lollipops, beignets or hot dogs on a tray by the sinks, he always filled his stomach with these before returning to his hefty body to his desk.

One morning, at 6:30 when his alarm went off, Oscar was struggling to get out of bed, more so than usual. He tried to use what was left of his inactive stomach muscles, buried under a mountain of flab, to lift his body up and out of bed - to no avail. Oscar had to call his best friend, who lived two apartment blocks down the street, to come over and heave his mass out of bed. Oscar jokily said to him that he was ‘just exhausted’ after a tough day at work yesterday. But the truth was, Oscar had gotten so fat from all the unhealthy foods he was now consuming, that he had reached the obese point where it was a struggle to perform daily tasks. This made Oscar rethink why there were always calorific foods left out at work. He decided to raise it with his other colleagues. Oscar advocated that it was strange there were always processed foods laid out around the office; his colleague, Olivia Hall, said she had noticed this too, and that she had felt obliged to eat the sweet treats. She went on to say that last week she overheard Mr Solomon, the CEO, laughing in his office about how morbidly obese Oscar DeLuca had gotten. Immediately Oscar’s face went bright red with embarrassment. He realised what had been happening. The boss had left out calorific foods for each intern, and delighted in watching them cave in and uncontrollably devour the fat-filled foods left out for them.

The next day, Oscar was called into a whole company meeting, including several oversees partners. Oscar wasn’t given a seat, he had to stand for the entire meeting. Oscar’s body crippled under his massive weight, his huge belly, sagging beneath his thighs and covering his huge fat pad, weighed down his back, his enormously thick thighs struggled under their weight. Within five minutes, Oscar was out of breath, red-faced and desperately leaning on the office wall to support his morbidly obese body. Sweat dripped down his fatty cheeks and triple chin. Soon the boss asked if Oscar was alright, everyone was now staring at this morbidly obese, red-faced intern, who had a belly as fat and wide as the door he tried to squeeze through. Suddenly everyone began cheering for Oscar, the whole meeting room burst out in applause, Mr Solomon congratulated Oscar, letting him know he had won the title of ‘wall street whale,’ embarrassed, Oscar waddled his weight to accept the award.

Steven had been offered a cigar from his boss, and not wanting to be rude, accepted it. The next time anyone saw him, he was a fat, old businessman too, all ready for his new promotion, and madly in love with his former boss, now his husband.

Shingo Yabuki's Protection Squad Headcanon

It's been a while since I did any of this, but I thought about foing this a few days ago and I give this sort of thing another go. So this is these are the members of the Protection Squad for the lovable KOF's biggest fanboy himself: Shingo Yabuki!

Chizuru Kagura (Founder/Leader/Senpai/Swan Mom)

Chizuru, one of the founding members of the Three Sacred Treasures, first met Shingo before the eleventh tournament, where she assigned him to team up with Kyo and Iori in order to investigate Ash and Those From the Past's whereabouts. Unfortunately for the three of them, an unexpected turn of events has caused Iori to lose the Yasanki Jewel and Kyo and Shingo to be hospitalized. Feeling guilty for what happened, Chizuru made it up to him by paying his hospital bill no question asked. The selfless act alone has caused the young aspiring fighter to return a flavor by watching over her in the sidelines of the 13th tournament until Yata Mirror was finally returned to her.

Ever since then, the two has formed a very close bond overtime. So much so that Shingo has started looking up to her as a mentor and his own senapi. And it was thanks to his kindness and lighthearted nature that caused her to make a vow to not only to help guide him to being a confident fighter but also look out for him at all cost, like any mother figure would.

Saisyu Kusanagi (Co-Founder/Mentor/Pops)

After the seventh tournament, Saisyu decided to take Shi no under his wing in order to show his son, Kyo, the humanity of fighting. It wasn't long for the old master of the Kusanagi Martial Arts to grow attached to the young thanks to his determination of being his role model's equal. So much so that overtime, he starts seeing Shingo as the second son never thought we would wanted until now.

So once Chizuru explain to him the protection squad she wants to start developing for Shingo in question, Saisyu was eager to tag along as the co-founding member.

Rock Howard (Best Bud/Partner in Crime)

Rock and Shingo first met at Athena's Coffee Shop located in the city South Town where the latter works there with Malin and Hinako and the two immediately hit it off since then. While Shingo thinks he's is one of the coolest guys he has ever met, Rock, in return, admires his determination and free spirit from destiny weighing him down (Which he struggles with himself)

While he thinks Shingo's the strongest and the most passionate person he knows, Rock still couldn't help but worry about his safety sometimes, especially after he told him everything that happened to him after the eleventh tournament. Therefore, he decided to join the squad along with the others in order to keep a close eye on him.

Blue Mary (The Muscle/Second Mom)

Blue Mary has been Rock's second mom ever since the day he was little. So naturally when he started making friends (Shingo, K', and Kula) in his recent teenage years, she would usually treat the gang like her own and Shingo was no exception.

In fact, she thinks he's a good, sweet kid despite his overthinking and occasional reckless actions. She'll always be happy to look out for him when the time calls.

Kula Diamond (Ice Princess/Little Sister)

Kula always like spending time with Shingo. He's kind to her, he gives her sweets on some occasions, and he would always try and do everything he can to help her out with something (Cheers her up from a nightmare she'sexperiencing, help beat K' in various of video games, and etc.).

And as time keeps going forward, it wasn't long for the cheerful ice princess to see him as one of her big brother figures. So she promises her to do her very best to return the flavor and look out for him like any good little sisters should.

K'Dash (Mr. Cool Guy/The Enforecer)

K' Dash was never a problem person. He easily gets annoyed with everyone and everything that comes near his pressences. But out of all of the people he met in his mundane lifetime and while he does annoy him in some capacity, Shingo Yabuki is still one of the few people he tolerates and (to some extent) generously cares for.

He also sees him as one of the most gullible out of bunch. So as such, he might as well make sure the dork in blue doesn't get himself into too much trouble. (No matter how tiring it'll get.)

Malin and Hinako (Co-Workers/Secret Admirers)

Malin and Hinako are two co-workers Shingo works with at Athena's Coffee Shop from across the town. As the more days flew pass, their bond and cooperation has started to grown significantly ever since.

With Hinako Shijou, a young, up incoming sumo wrestler, touched by Shingo's passion and drive of being a fighter and Malin, a sneaky troublemaker who is the self proclaimed rival of Yuri Sakazaki, thinks that Shingo is the most funniest (and somewhat cutest) guy she ever have the pleasure of meeting.

There might be possibility that the two of them may have feelings for their goofball of a co-worker. But neither of them wants to dwell on it just yet.....

After Kula told them about the protection squad one of their recurring customers, Chizuru, is forming, the two took no time at all to accept the invitation, making sure their goofball is safe and happy.

Benimaru Nikadio (Electrifying Role Model)

Both Beni and Shingo have their fair share of working with one another in the past and while he do think Shingo's chances of creating his own fire are slim to none, that doesn't really stop him from enjoying his company every once and while.

So it wouldn't be too surprising of the certified lady's man to teach the goofball the ways of being the hit with the ladies whenever they see each other again.

Kyo Kusanagi (Unofficial Memeber Who is On Thin Ice)

Kyo Kusanagi, the well known champion of the King of Fighters Tournament, a high school drop out, and Shingo's......former role model.

When he asked to join the squad, most of the members were skeptical of his inclusion (most noticeably K', Kula, and even Chizuru herself) mainly because of his poor treatment to the young fighter in question, for multiple reasons (He made him get free food in order to keep training him, abandoned him at the end of the seventh tournament, beats him up a tournament after that just for being cocky and using a match, the list goes on from here, folks.)

It wasn't long for the hothead successor to the Kusanagi clan to finally admit to liking Shingo and sees him like the annoying little brother that he never had. As skeptical as they still are about the decision, the squad has reluctantly add Kyo as an unofficial member of their cause. Doesn't really change the fact that he's still on thin ice though.

Half asleep Bowuigi idea where Luigi gets kidnapped and somehow castle chef is not able to make food and Luigi volunteers because these kids are hungry and they need to eat!

He makes a massive Italian meal, Kamek doesn’t even know where he got the ingredients from but he eats a bit and is not complaining, all the Koopalings eat it and are instantly like ‘we are keeping him’.

Suddenly all the minions are actually really really trying to stop Mario it goes to Kaizo levels hard and Mario is not having a good time, but he is getting his brother back. Peach is not sure if she should be offended or not that they’ve never been this bad when it was her kidnapped.

Bowsers confused why it’s taking Mario so long (He’s a bit happy though because the green one is kinda nice to talk to NOT THAT HE WILL EVER ADMIT THAT)

Bonus: The Koopalings met Polterpup and lose their minds because IT’S A DOG! IT’S A GHOST DOG! HE HAS A GHOST DOG WE ARE KEEPING HIM AND THE DOG! WHY DID YOU KEEP KIDNAPPING THE PRINCESS DAD THIS GUY IS SO COOL AND HE HAS A DOG!