“You didn’t think you had to cook noodles”

This is how lesbian arguments usually play out

#‘you’re not in trouble you’re my wife’ just cleared my skin and watered my crops and murdered woody allen  

I’m dead

I actually have so much love for dogs

【画像】 カニvsワニ！　カニの勝利！ - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

crab: shhhh……shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..i am speaking about of Me now

You don’t need to speak Danish to understand just how touching this commercial about a transgender teen and her father is

We thought that Allegro commercial about the man meeting his grandchild was this year’s most touching holiday ad, but now, we’re thinking this one takes the cake. Watch it and get ready to cry.

Gifs: Elgiganten Danmark

If you’re cold but broke:

So, my heat in my apartment is temperamental and I’ve lived in apartments with no heat at all so, space heaters are like my best friend. Anyway, REALLY good ones are usually pretty expensive BUT, I bought this lil baby the other day and it keeps my 10x16 room TOASTY. It’s 6 degrees outside and about 60 in the rest of my apartment but I’m super warm with this thing on high. Anyway, if you’re broke but needing heat so you can actually function in your home, buy this heater! It’s only $16! 

Link

Reblog to quite literally save a life! ‘Cause it gets fuckin’ cold out there.

Christmas Lights Around The World

1. New York 2. Paris 3. The U.K. 4. Russia 5. Rome 6. Germany 7. Hawaii 8. South Africa 9. China 10. Washington D.C.

Family gathering.

MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE

Aunt Carol is fucking ripped.

reblog if you love aunt carol

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

Life With Cats.

Adorable little assholes

This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.

hmu (hit me up)

hmu inside (cant hit up)

A reality show about 2 gay Jesus Christ cosplayers living together, called “Jesus Fucking Christ”

xxx

this is your daily reminder to take a chonce

What the fuck is a chonce

The best reaction to when someone is crying.

Draw the squad, brotp, otp, whatever you want. I love this so much

Shout out 2 trans kids who have to deal with hearing their birth name & being called the wrong pronouns this holiday season stay strong

These pumps, crafted by Mexican designer Lucita Abarca, caused quite a stir at a recent Sixth Borough fashion show. These crystalline high-heels were grown by Wyrm’s Pass artisans, deep below the Rocky Mountains, using a mixture of firebird ash, waters from the springs at Paradiso, and a variety of secret ingredients, rumored to include Australian fire opals and powdered moonstone. The result of using the firebird ash become immediately recognizable when the heel of the shoe is dragged backward across any dry surface, as it creates an impressive streak of magical fire which can be accurately aimed with a little effort. Ms. Abarca said she wanted a shoe that made a statement, and that statement was “Any bastardo brujo catcalling me on La Plaza de Sangre better be ready to dose his huevos, you know?” 

This gives me so much life

@natiforrn @summerbxy HOLY SHIT THO THIS IS AMAZING