Hate to praise Call of Duty for anything but the new proximity voice chat that lets you talk to your opponents when they’re nearby is an absolute game changer. Every time I enter a building and hear a team chatting with each other somewhere inside I yell “hey coward why don’t you get out here and kiss me on the fucking lips”

FAVOURITE DOCTOR WHO CHARACTER PER MEMBER

Veronika (@mulderscully) → THE TENTH DOCTOR (2005-2010)

OP disabled reblogs but it needs to be known

🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🟥

Sleigh ride!

one phase of tumblr that i miss is that time when people used to put lucky luciano in every single picture

This is my favorite meme

"i'm a good girl" actually i went to bad girl island and everyone there knew you

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

[ID: Close up of a mug held up in front of a blurred desk background. The mug has a blank Excel spreadsheet printed on it, with a large Excel logo and the words “Freak in the Sheets” overlaid. End ID]

i know jackshit about excel but i need this

You can get the mug HERE!

of all of the bizarre things I’ve seen while working in skilled nursing the one that’s going to stick with me until I die is bug god

nothing can possibly prepare you for the moment you show up to give a man his apple juice and he says “Do you think bugs come from the same god as us? They’re older than our god. They have their own.”

the e girls killed her for this

People that live near a grocery store are always like I’m going to the grocery store

Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.

the FN P90

oh fuck yum the FN P90

Cracks open this bad boy and sucks out the meat like a snow crab

Hold on, I gotta look something up.

Yeah, this is funny.

sorry did you have to google crabs

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

Lol doubt it

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

What the hell, I’ll try it

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

I wants a doot doot

hoooowwww does this work??!

This is a lieeeee

I want a doot doot

I wonder

Hmm… Sometimes i just get amaze by tumblr

I want a doot doot too

doot doot my ass will ya

update: ,,,,two ppl doot dooted me

im scared

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’ve never gotten an ask before and I want to see if this works…

let’s try!

Welp, why not

Let’s do this

Yeee

I have not yet gotten a doot doot

well, lets see if this works

This is actually really cute I love it

The best part is it’s universally flattering and they all look fabulous