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i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

bye losers!

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

NEW VOICEMAIL

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

well

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

work hard, play hard

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

When the booty is calling you

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit