honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp
And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him
my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that
Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom
“hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

WTF I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG WHAT IS THIS!?!@
the true story
yoooooo
Dude.
i take back every bad thing ive ever said about baseball
Disney Fine Art: “Ohana means family“ by Heather Theurer:)
(Source: disneyfineart.com)
Fire Paintings Draws With Flames And Soot by Steven Spazuk
Steven Spazuk is a Canada-based artist who uses candle soot to create elegant drawings. After depositing soot on his media with a candle or torch, he etches lines and patterns in the soot with pencils and feathers.
Though Spazuk has spent the last 14 years developing and perfecting his soot painting technique, the creation process always has an element of random spontaneity and improvisation. via: boredpanda
Holy fucking shit
Dammit, Carl!






