nothing funnier than saying "back in my day" in your 20s as if you aren't the toddler of adults
promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?
happy birthday
had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/
OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep
“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.
Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry
while two snakes FUCK to the death
That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating
Metal as snakes fucking.
Mio Hashimoto ( contemporary Japanese sculptor, b. 1980)
[ID: a wooden sculpture of a cat. a hand holds its face. /end ID]
well here’s the thing about birds: sometimes they are pink
pink robin
galah
pink headed fruit dove
roseate spoonbill
pine grosbeak
american flamingo
rosy bourke’s parakeet
two barred crossbill
anna’s hummingbird
OP you're so right, don't mind me if I add some more pink birds
House (top) & purple (bottom) finches
Violet backed starlings (they're purple but when their feathers catch the light the iridescence turns pink)
Lesser redpoll
Great rosefinch
Sinai rosefinch
Blood pheasant (there's a lot going on but their breast/undertail feathers look pink to me compared to the red of their face)
Rose robin (very close cousin to the aforementioned pink robin!)
Green junglefowl
Rainbow-bearded thornbill
Painted stork
Scissor-tailed flycatcher
Rose-throated becard
Black rosy-finch
Northern carmine bee-eater
Pink-headed warbler
King vulture
Dwarf cassowary
White-browned tit-warbler
Scarlet ibis
"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.
