The most creative Green Lantern cosplay ever.

Credit: @whatatrailer

incredible

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

how can you post that and not include the video

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

When a sloth is cuter than all of us

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

never TE OLG9 DO FATS

flex on em

EXCUSE ME?

That reveal though

the russian commentary is truly the best part though

“He’s huge!! So chubby!”

“Is he gonna goddamn dive already for fuck’s sake?”

“Just let him catch his breath, let him catch his breath!”

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

when u try ur best but u don’t succeed

when u feel so tired, but u can’t sleep

Stuck in reeveeeeeeeeeeerrsee.

and the tears come streaming down your face

‘Cause you lose something you can’t replace 

When you love someone but it goes to waste

Could it be worse? 

Lights will guide you home

And ignite your bones

And I will try to fix you.

Graweedy Falls

literally have had this queued for a year

In honor of the holiday

Y’all gonna just forget Nichijoint like that?

This is the only obnoxious weed joke post I’ll post all 4/20 but some of these are legitimately funny

How could you forget this one?

They’d be so proud

BONUS

That smile is adorable 

(u/Chris_lsur_dude)

Human went to a conference for 2 days, kitty missed him. (via DangerWallet)

By the look of that smile he missed kitty too

@busbug

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.

If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing

While it’s very possible he’s doodling, let us not forget that Russian Cursive apparently looks like this:

So it is very possible he just has messy handwriting (look at how he’s holding the pen) and is in fact taking notes.

Or he could just be doodling.

I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing. 

This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.

Russian doctors notes written in cursive. Pretty sure Putin is actually taking notes.

My eyes….

i guess their writing looks like they were rushin

STOP

Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences

That should be a law all across the country.

Fuck. Yes.

@jooshbag ?

This is tied to an archaic law that isn’t enforced anymore.

So if you beat the shit out of someone they won’t do anything?

Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroes 

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter. 

I gasped and my eyes got so wide after reading this

That man is AWESOME

Apparently for about three years he had an actual superhero team of people with military, medical and martial artist backgrounds he personally trained and equipped, but eventually disbanded. He didn’t give specifics, but said that some of them were “the wrong kind of people” and were too dangerous. There are really for real things that happened.

Also someone tried to be an “arch nemesis” to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didn’t hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.

@fiiyerotigelaar

Did some research about Phoenix Jones: guy is legit. Ex-MMA fighter like the post says, but what the post FAILED to mention is this guy has legit superhero-grade equipment. His suit’s actually made of armor-plated and bulletproof materials, and it has a functional utility belt with lined with stuff like handcuffs, a stun gun, pepper spray, and the like for performing citizens arrests and non-lethally detaining actually armed and violent criminals.

Seattle actually has it’s own LEGAL batman

bruh

He’s innocent!

He face looks like a classic Scooby Doo villain “I would’ve gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you and that mangy detachable treadmill !”