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Rein Umiji

@reinumiji / reinumiji.tumblr.com

Fandomless OC (with various AU's. including Dragon Age, Star Fighter, etc.)  Relationship stats: single (all romantic relationships will be AU. Multiship.) M!A: (Accepting) M!A expiry date:

But do you REALLY want the K?

Hey, I like that chivilrousxhybrid post about kisses, but I felt it was missing some Important Smooches and had to fix that. So Send me “I want the K” and I’ll generate a number for our muses!
  • 1: Passionate Kiss
  • 2: Gentle Peck
  • 3: Firm Kiss
  • 4: Shut-Up Kiss
  • 5: Romantic (Tender) Kiss
  • 6: Teary Kiss
  • 7: Distract-Someone Kiss
  • 8: Kiss in the Rain
  • 9: Underwater Kiss
  • 10: Upside-Down Kiss
  • 11: Goofy Kiss
  • 12: Almost Kiss
  • 13: Hair Kiss
  • 14: Forehead Kiss
  • 15: Eyelid Kiss
  • 16: Nose Kiss
  • 17: Cheek Kiss
  • 18: Jawline Kiss
  • 19: Collarbone Kiss
  • 20: Chest Kiss
  • 21: Stomach Kiss
  • 22: Hipbone Kiss
  • 23: Hand/Wrist Kiss
  • 24: Butterfly Kiss

Pick up lines Sentence Starters

Some of these are NSFWish but most are SFW

“Hey, are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you.”

“Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine”

“Are you from Jamaica? Because jamaican me crazy over you.”

“Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is callin’ me!”

“You from Taiwan? ‘Cause Taiwan-na get in your pants!”

“Hey, mind if i take a picture of you? I wanna prove to my friends that angels are real.”

“Hope you’ve counted your sins, ‘cause there’s gonna be a demon in your bed tonight”

“There’s gonna be a full moon tonight. I’ll help you howl all night long“

“You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime!”

“If you were a transformer, you’d be a hot-obot and your name would be optimus fine~”

“I’m gonna need ice over here, cause you’re too hot for me.”

“Hope you like Pokémon, ‘cause I wanna Pikachu!“

“I think I need a paralyz heal. Because you are absolutely stunning.”

“Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I’m loving it!“

“Are you religious? Cause you’re answer all my prayers!”

“Do you have a map? Because i got just lost in your eyes”

“Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.”

“Are you a bicycle? Cause i wanna ride you all night long~!”

“Are your legs made of Nutella? Cause I want to spread them!“

“Are you from china? ‘cause i’m china get ya in my bedroom tonite!”

“Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

“Are you a magician?  Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

STAYING THE NIGHT PROMPTS

  • ❝  don’t be ridiculous,  there’s enough room on this bed for both of us. ❞ 
  • ❝  please stay.  i don’t think i can be alone tonight.  ❞
  • ❝  i’m staying,  okay?  you don’t have to be alone tonight. ❞
  • ❝  you shouldn’t be alone right now.  i’ll take the couch,  it’ll be fine.  ❞
  • ❝  will you sleep with me?  i know how that sounds i just mean—  i feel safe when you’re there.  ❞
  • ❝  i’ll be here the whole night okay nothing will get to you while i’m here.  ❞
  • ❝  wait— have you been here all night?  ❞
  • ❝  i thought you went home after i went to bed.  you didn’t have to do that— you could’ve at least joined me in bed that couch is shit for sleeping on.  ❞
  • ❝  can i stay with you tonight i don’t wanna go home yet.  ❞
  • ❝  it’s late,  you might as well just stay here.  ❞
  • ❝  can you just…stay here?  and hold me.  ❞
  • ❝  i know this might sound weird but,  do you wanna stay over?  i guess ‘sleepover’ sounds kind of childish but.  i think it’d be nice.  ❞
  • ❝  i’m not expecting anything,  i just,  thought it’d be nice to keep you company tonight. ❞
  • ❝  i don’t have nightmares when you’re there.  ❞
  • ❝  i get you’re doing the whole protective thing— and i appreciate it.  i do,  but there’s no reason for you to stay awake all night.  might as well come to bed.  ❞
  • ❝  thank you for staying.  it just gets so lonely at night sometimes.  ❞
  • ❝  i don’t want you to be alone tonight and honestly,  i don’t really wanna be alone either.  ❞
  • ❝  do you wanna stay with me tonight?  ❞
  • ❝  stay,  please.  ❞
  • ❝  i’ll stay.  ❞
  • ❝  i’m staying.  ❞
  • ❝  i’m staying.  end of discussion.  you gotta learn to let people take care of you.  ❞
  • ❝  i’m not ready to say goodbye yet.  ❞
  • ❝  i don’t wanna have to say goodnight.  ❞
  • ❝  honestly i can’t sleep,  so if you wanna stay up with me?  ❞
  • ❝  i don’t sleep a lot either these days.  we can be insomniacs together.  ❞
  • ❝  well,  i can think of some ways to wear you out.  ❞
  • ❝  if you can’t sleep,  there are other things we could do.  ❞
  • ❝  i’d rather fuck than stare at the ceiling counting sheep to be honest.  ❞
  • ❝  it doesn’t have to mean anything,  i just don’t wanna feel lonely tonight.  and i want to feel good for once.  ❞
  • ❝  please don’t go—  i need.  i need someone—  i need you.  ❞
  • ❝  the night doesn’t have to end here,  you know.  ❞
  • ❝  i like it when you’re here.  so stay.  please?  ❞
  • ❝  you’re just as lonely as i am.  might as well be lonely together.  ❞
  • ❝  you can stay but i’m not letting you sleep on that couch.  ❞
  • ❝  chivalry is overrated,  get in my bed.  ❞
  • ❝  you’re clearly exhausted.  you can go in the morning.  ❞
  • ❝  you don’t have to pretend to be fine,  if you need me to stay i will.  ❞
  • ❝  when i said i wanted everyone to leave me alone i didn’t mean you.  i can’t handle everyone else right now but you…you’re different.  ❞
  • ❝  you need someone right now.  and i’m the one that’s here.  let me be what you need.  ❞

SCENARIOS

  • [ GUARDED ]  sender insists on staying the night to keep watch over receiver who has been in some kind of danger. 
  • [ GUARDING ]  receiver insists on staying the night to keep watch over sender who has been in some kind of danger. 
  • [ UNEXPECTED ]  one muse stays the night to keep an eye on the other after something traumatic and they end up having comfort sex.
  • [ CONSOLE ]  sender asks receiver to stay the night because they don’t want to be alone and they end up cuddling.  
  • [ CONSOLED ]  receiver asks sender to stay the night because they don’t want to be alone and they end up cuddling. 
  • [ ACCIDENT ]  sender winds up staying at receiver’s house all night because receiver fell asleep against them/in their lap and they didn’t have the heart to wake them. 
  • [ UNPLANNED ]  receiver winds up staying at sender’s house all night because sender fell asleep against them/in their lap and they didn’t have the heart to wake them. 
  • [ STAY ]  sender is carrying receiver to bed because they fell asleep somewhere else but when they start to walk away,  receiver grabs their hand so sender joins them in bed. 
  • [ STAYING ]  receiver is carrying sender to bed because they fell asleep somewhere else but when they start to walk away,  sender grabs their hand so receiver joins them in bed. 
  • [ APPROACHED ]  sender is staying with receiver for safety and asks if they can sleep in their bed with them. 
  • [ APPROACH ]  receiver is staying with sender for safety and asks if they can sleep in their bed with them. 
  • [ SHARE ]  sender is unexpectedly staying with receiver overnight,  receiver insisted sender sleep on the bed while they take the floor but sender winds up insisting they join them in bed. 
  • [ SHARED ]  receiver is unexpectedly staying with sender overnight,  sender insisted receiver sleep on the bed while they take the floor but receiver winds up insisting they join them in bed. 
  • [ FOUND ]  sender is staying with receiver who had them take the bed while receiver takes the couch.  in the middle of the night,  sender goes out to join receiver on the couch because they don’t want to sleep alone. 
  • [ FIND ]  receiver is staying with sender who had them take the bed while sender takes the couch.  in the middle of the night,  receiver goes out to join sender on the couch because they don’t want to sleep alone. 
  • [ DISCOVERED ]  receiver wakes up in the morning to find sender asleep on their couch because sender was watching over them. 
  • [ HAVEN ]  receiver wakes up in the morning to find sender asleep on their couch because sender felt safer with them. 
  • [ WEARY ]  sender cries themselves to sleep in receiver’s arms. 
  • [ TIRED ]  receiver cries themselves to sleep in sender’s arms. 
  • [ PROPOSITION ]  one or both muse(s) are having trouble sleeping so they have sex to pass the time. 
  • [ PURPOSE ]  one muse can’t sleep so the other initiates sex to wear them out. 
  • [ TRAPPED ]  one muse ends up staying the night with the other due to a storm. 
  • [ KEEP ]  sender fell asleep on receiver and when receiver tries to get up,  sender whines so they stay put.  

reblog this if i can tumblr im you, just slamming a muse or plot idea down in front of you

this doesn’t mean that you have to accept or agree with the idea - i’m just a scared little turtle that would like to know if that’s something that you wouldn’t mind so much 

Send "I dare you to kiss..." with a url/name and my muse will have to kiss that person on the lips.

❝  i know this might sound weird but,  do you wanna stay over?  i guess ‘sleepover’ sounds kind of childish but.  i think it’d be nice.  ❞

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Lambo is surprised but then nodded though there's one problem. "I would like that but I don't have pajamas."

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Rein ran a hand through his hair before responding. "You don't need Pajama's," he muttered, now fidgeting with his fingers and biting his bottom lip, bashfully.

A sly smile appeared on Lambo's face as he pulls Rein by the waist and made sure there's no space between them as he whispers in his ear. "Then you wouldn't mind helping me undress as I help you~?"

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Rein almost instantly hid his face in Lambo's chest upon hearing the question, his face flushed red, so red that it even reached his ears.

He did nod his head in response to the question, his hands coering the sides of his face to make sure Lambo couldn't see the evident blush on his face.

“I love you”

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"I love you more~" Lambo fondly smiled as he kissed Rein's forehead.

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Rein grabbed hold of the collar of Lamo's shirt an gently tugged him to give him a quick peck on his lips before smiling up at Lambo himself.

He couldn't help a smile but then it turned into a smirk. "Are you challenging me to a kissing match to see how loves the other more?"

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"No..." Rein began, with a fleeting glance away from Lambo. "I just wanted to give you a little kiss," he muttered and fidgeted with his fingers. "That's all."

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❝  i know this might sound weird but,  do you wanna stay over?  i guess ‘sleepover’ sounds kind of childish but.  i think it’d be nice.  ❞

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Lambo is surprised but then nodded though there's one problem. "I would like that but I don't have pajamas."

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Rein ran a hand through his hair before responding. "You don't need Pajama's," he muttered, now fidgeting with his fingers and biting his bottom lip, bashfully.

when we get into conversations of “liking this fictional thing means you support it IRL/want to do it to real people”, i immediately get a red flag off the person making that argument.

because, like… i write a LOT of stuff i have no interest in doing IRL. scary stuff, kinky stuff, a lot of super mundane stuff, too. my physical sex life doesn’t resemble the smut i write at all, even a little because my boundary between real life and fiction is solid. and it’s not like a “oooh i’m so good at resisting temptation” thing, i mean like, i write a lot of oral sex scenes and have zero interest in sucking a dick IRL. i write a lot of dark subject matter and unhealthy relationships, and i’m living in a happy, pretty boring marriage that i wouldn’t change for anything.

but someone who goes hard on “you like (noncon/incest fic/idk fucking teacher/student storyllines), you must want to (assault someone/fuck your sibling/bone down with your teacher or student)” stuff, it makes me think that person has a shaky boundary and they’re not very safe to be around. i become deeply worried about their impulse control and their ability to contextualize.

i’ve said it before, but i’d honestly rather spend my time with people who write triggery darkfic but have basic respect for others vs. people with a “good and virtuous” media and fanfic diet who can’t shut the fuck up about all those kinks no one is forcing them to read.

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I thought it would be a good idea to post my commission information on Tumblr as well.

If interested please DM me on either twitter (preferably if you’re over 18), or on discord.

I look forward to potentially working with folks in the future.

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