this is my new favorite headline/image combo EVER
when I was like 10 I asked my friend "what do you think of this cute boy in school" and she said "I wanna snap his bra strap" and that's stayed with me all my life.
miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
Spider-punk and Noir in btsv scene leaked
(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys
Babe come to the kitchen I made your favourite meal (oil fire)
Gwen’s design be so good then BOOM she’s bald
wormless behavior from some of you. absolute lack of dirt and burrowing. rethink
tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE







