kitty chase
here's how getting my throat slashed turned me into a more productive person
daily reminders
- no human being is 100% happy 100% of the time
- being a person is extraordinarily difficult even in the best of times
- this is not the best of times
- someone is grateful you exist (don't argue, it's true)
- a bad day does not predict a bad existence
- it's gonna be okay
Fuck shiny hunting I’m gonna look for the real treasure (a spinda with a spot that looks like amoong us)
as humans we've perfected years of selective breeding. we've domesticated dozens of starter pokémon. we've mastered the science behind genetic ability and nature transfer.
there MUST be an among us spinda out there.
this is Spinpostor (pronounced like impostor but spin) she says hi
I finally got good footage of these actually inside the gallery they were shown in!!! this was my FIRST TIME EVER having my work at a gallery, and it was such an incredible debut
(fun fact: I had to add that ‘Turn Around’ text because people were staring at the wall expecting something to happen there LOL)
I think furry porn is hot, but I don't like have a fursona and I'm not super into the whole subculture. Is it cool if I just get off to some bat ladies sometimes or am I poser?
are you asking for my blessing to jack off to furry porn
If you make jokes about small penises kindly shut the fuck up 🥰
I literally blocked a mutual for making small penis jokes.
I’m serious. Don’t fucking do it.
at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac












