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Musicals By Their Best Insults

Phantom of the Opera: "Carlotta must be taught to act, not her normal trick of strutting round the stage. Our Don Juan must lose some weight- it's not healthy in a man of Piangi's age. And my managers must learn that their place is in an office, not the arts."
Les Misérables: "Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire. Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!"
Wicked: "I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy, too. I hope you're proud how you would grovel in submission to feed your own ambition!"
Hamilton: "Sittin’ there useless as two shits. Hey, turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits!" & "SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!
Heathers: (this entire musical is an insult) "Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!" & "SHUT UP HEATHER!"
Love Never Dies: (this entire musical is an insult to humanity) "Look at you, deep in debt. Stinking drunk, pitiful [...] Look at you, foul as sin. Hideous, horrible." & "Beauty sometimes goes unseen. We can't all be like Christine."
Grease: "Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee. Lousy with virginity. Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed. I can't; I'm Sandra Dee"
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just--space

FINALLY look at the clarity in everyone one. No longer pixel blots

Click it

ssssssssssssssssssppaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEE

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dremoranightmares

i can’t explain it but i suddenly started crying with this big goofy grin on my face

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rialxoan
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maderadearquitecto

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

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captain-snark

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

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morbidamusement

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

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cloudyastrology

THE SIGNS AS WIKI-HOW ARTICLES

Aries: How to clean your dishwasher with kool-aid
Taurus: How to accept that your computer is slow
Gemini: How to feel a guy's muscle without looking gay
Cancer: How to act shy so that people think you are cool and you will be the best
Leo: How to wake up from the American Dream
Virgo: How to take a shower smoothly
Libra: How to practice nudism in your room without anyone knowing
Scorpio: How to become a civil war corpse
Sagittarius: How to win an argument when you know you are wrong
Capricorn: How to be inspired by Michelle Obama
Aquarius: How to overthrow the patriarchy
Pisces: How to overcome anxiety naturally with foods