“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“
by Volensblood
by Volensblood
concept: the only way to truly summon the goatman is to sing YMCA but every “young man” is replaced with “goatman”
we are always talking about the fbi man watching us through our webcam but what about the fbi woman? #feminism
the fbi woman spying on us:
Spongebob Squarepants: Squid on Strike
Standing at the concession
Plotting his oppresion
interesting how so many people will agree that “mothering is the hardest/most intense/most important job in the world” but the people who perform the work of mothering for money (daycare workers and nannies) are payed shit wages and nobody cares. it’s almost as if we glorify motherhood to convince women to have children but actually consider the gendered work of caretaking to be worth next to nothing.
i will carry you
gravist.tictail.com
I DID IT OMG!!! happy new year!!
I CANT BREATHE