ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

when u playing dungeons and dragons but you're new so u have to ask questions but u fisted fucked the dm and had a short relationship after which u ghosted him and posted passive-aggressive videos of u deepthroating his best friend so he gives u cold, unhelpful answers and everyone else at the table is watching this catastrophe unfold, trying to manipulate the minefield which is the current situation by dropping u hints so you're not isolated but not too many so they don't piss off the DM either, and u're just sitting there with ur iced caramel capp and a cinnamon scone waiting for ur next turn

when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:

Y’all my Trump-supporting brother and his wife took the time last night to vent to me and my boyfriend, who is both gay and brown, about how terrifying it was for them (a cis/het light-skinned Trump supporting married couple) to drive through the Bible Belt during their trip to NC. And my boyfriend and I were just sitting at that dinner table like

Conservatives are so f*cking embarrassing and oblivious to their own multilayered stupidity.

This fucking blindsided me

I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here

Adam Ant in Jubilee (1978)

James Dean in Rebel Without A Cause (1955)

Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange (1971)

user larubia_mala on instagram dot com (2013)

AHH

*floop flop*

hoooo

yeayus

Cats (2019)

This is how the cat lets us know the dog is out of water

Kate McKinnon does Jessica Lange in American Horror Story

“That’s comedy.”

It is not OK for the President of the United States to incite violence and harm.

please jesus christ tell your white family members to stop being racist scum 

im screeaming out of my ears

act a fool girls

What a surprise ending

do you ever watch a video and ask yourself, “What was the goal here?”

my last two brain cells working together to accomplish absolutely nothing