I feel weird by the fact that I relate to Crocker.

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

I don’t even have pets but the guilt

The Shape Of You video has 1 Billion views! It’s the second fastest video to reach this (in 97 days), after Adele’s “Hello” (in 87 days).

A Predestined Duet! 🎵 (W/ Kenzie Nikki & Nick Pitera)

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

HOLY FUCKING COW.

OKAY IT’S TRUE

WHAT

???

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

Give me those dank messages and asks

me: i’m over it! me, five (5) seconds later: *has a breakdown over it*

I wish I could like this more than once

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

I love this!!!

Seriously though it would have been so easy to have canon gay characters in the Harry Potter series. All this stuff that JK Rowling said about not having enough time or would distract from the original trio is nonsense. Case in point:

Seamus gave a great roar of delight then ran to give Dean a lung crushing hug before pulling him down into a desperate kiss that was hungrily returned. Harry supposed ‘best friends’ was no longer an accurate description of the pair. 

or:

There were duels all over the stairs and in the Hall, Death Eaters everywhere Harry looked. He saw Alicia and Katie share a passionate kiss before they raced down the corridor to join the battle.

or maybe:

“Did I know in my heart of hearts what Gellert Grindelwald was? I think I did, but I closed my eyes. I chose to be blinded by my love for him. A choice that has haunted me ever since” 

or perhaps:

As Harry entered the great hall he walked past Lavender and Parvati who were sitting opposite the latter’s twin with their bodies pressed close together while their hands held the others in a death like grip that showed no signs of ever being let go.

or even:

“Albus Severus” Harry said quietly, so that nobody but Ginny could hear him, who tactfully turned to talk to Oliver and Marcus as they waved off their own three boys. 

See all I had to do was just add in a sentence or not even that and suddenly ….. wow a gay character. That wasn’t too hard now was it JK. 

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

Now I'm going to be thinking about this all day

This cat is too fluffy for me to comprehend in slow motion

wow continuants wow

WOAHHHHHHHHHH

Me: “Do you guys want to see the fluffiest cat?” Coworkers, immediately and loudly: “YES SEND IT NOW.”

I love cloud cat

that cat is wearing a functional neck ruff

hello elizabethan cloud cat keep up the good work

It's so fluffy I'm gonna die

Reblog if it is okay to start talking to you.

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

i love this photographer’s work

Reblog if you love Josh Dun

Please Reblog if You Believe Asexuality is a Legitimate Sexual Orientation

My mother has just finished delegitimizing my sexuality, saying I’m “probably the only one who believes this”. Let’s prove her wrong, shall we?

I’m not asexual but it is legit.

My mom knows I’m ace now and she’s more than fairly convinced I won’t stay that way.

Maybe I will, maybe I won’t. Maybe I’m just demi and I haven’t found the One prophesied in the days of old.

heck if i know

The point is, if her conservative Christian cishet white self can accept her kid as ace, even if she’s not sure it’ll be permanent, then I think OP’s mom should take a page from mine’s book.

fun fact: i myself had thought at first that i was ace, but later shifted towards demisexual (which is where i’ve been for like a year now), so i wouldn’t say it’s unlikely; however that certainly doesn’t invalidate you as ace

and PREACH

Anyone who reblogs this will get a picture of Dallon Weekes

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