#bringbackregardscoupables

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

Going to Canada sale!

As long as this post is up, I’m doing 8x10″ prints for $55 (normally $150) - you choose the photo(s). Each order comes with a free 4x5″ print of a photo I’ve never posted online. United States and Canada only (sorry).

contact: forrest@forrestmankins.com

did anyone order Pokemon appraisal goofery without dick jokes

Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina (via wordsnquotes)

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

Healing is not linear

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

This video needs to be longer

6 hours longer

this is the cutest video ive seen today

I dun knooo

His little glasses and little accent and little voice awwwwwwwwww

Batman did it. Like he was sticking with that lie 😂😂😂

Liddo glasses. Awwwwwwww

I watched this 50 times

@upset-inertia it’s baht mahn

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

ATTENTION ALL FARMERS

Fuck you

Yikes. Never hit a block button faster in my life.

The line that will go down in history.  

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

You’re thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the method of communicating from ship to ship via flags.

@america​ explain

Viner: So this is ‘Kansas,’ but this is not ‘Ar-Kansas.’ [yelling] America, explain!

@captioned-vines

A masterpiece

Put this in the MoMA