“Saying yes to happiness means learning to say no to the people and things that stress you out.”
—
showerponderings
“Canadians are polite just to compensate for how aggressive their geese are.”
Not vaccinating your child because it “causes autism” is the equivalent to not feeding them so they don’t choke.
Source: reddit.com
The first person to find out that dogs are deathly allergic to chocolate would have been really sad.
“I don’t believe you have to be better than everybody else. I believe you have to be better than you ever thought you could be.”
— (via purplebuddhaquotes)
“When I look at the world I’m pessimistic, but when I look at people I am optimistic.” - Carl R. Rogers (via quotemadness)
The rich used to pay peasants to entertain them and now the peasants pay the rich to entertain them.
If cannibals somehow managed to capture deadpool they would have an infinite food source.