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My friends call me Tony Stark on occasion because I'm smart, sassy, and have all the bad coping skills. This blog is varying amounts of fandom stuff and SJ stuff. Also (not so) lowkey a Chris Evans thirst blog.

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Are all the male figure skaters cosplaying Yuri!!! on Ice or…?

figure skating has been around for decades now. yuri on ice is BASED on figure skating itself. please don’t compare real life skaters to anime characters bc that’s rude/uncomfortable/diminishes their accomplishments and hard work to qualify for the olympics. while yoi is about fs, fs is not about yoi, and it’s embarrassing to fetishize skaters in this manner

I really hope you do realize blaze is a grown ass adult and has seen multiple Winter Olympics.

That was a reference to Yuri On Ice (which you got) and the cultural climate is to use memes and cultural references as jokes when appropriate. Sooo… what’s your problem.

“Black Panther Vibranium Hero Gear” official TV commercial, released by Marvel today. The importance of this advertisement cannot be understated.

Would you buy this toy? Let us know in the comments.

Want to learn more about Nubiamancy? Go HERE

I literraly just watched this play 5 times.

Trying to hold back tears.

I’m so very pleased Black and Dark-skinned children get to have this. Especially Black and Dark-skinned girls.

Me, almost 30: Buys EVERYTHING Sister: Awww did you buy these for James (8) and Lillian (4)? Me: Bitch these are for ME. James and Lily can't touch this shit EVER. I love my niblings but they can get reckted rn as far as I'm concerned. Don't bring them near me during February plz. I NEEDED THIS AS A CHILD AND IMMA HAVE IT AS A WHOLE ASS ADULT.

So the owner of where I work recently told my coworker/friend that 2 weeks notice is now unacceptable. Like... the owner is really tryna not let anyone leave. You have to move to another whole ass state to not get guilt tripped. This owner also consistently just fires people when they put in 2 weeks or drops people down to 2 if they put in 4. So what is the fucking truth? And honestly, with how badly the owner has treated her since I've been there (over 1.5 years) it would be understandable if she didn't even give 2 weeks and just left.

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

What??? The fuck????

+1 because as soon as I saw the initial comment about moose I was like NAHHHHhhh

Moose really are…THAT BIG

Canadian moose are just enormous.

We have an old photo of a moose in our yard next to an 8ft fence from when we lived in Alaska.

The moose is taller then the fence.

@danplaystrumpet get the saddle, im gonna ride a moose

WHY DO YOU WANT TO RIDE A MOOSE

I'm just happy I wasn't the only one mad about the moose comment.

forgotten highlight of 2017: season 4 of sherlock was literally so bad that the fans that somehow still existed were completely convinced it was intentionally bad and there was gonna be a secret fourth episode that fixed everything

There was a season 4? No seriously, I quit after BadFanfic!Season 3 and never finished the Christmas special so... there deadass was a season 4?

Have we reached the era in “fandom history” where everyone stops treating Archive of Our Own (AO3) like its paragon of “Quality Fanfiction™”? It’s just another “Pit of Voles™” as folk loved to refer Fanfiction.Net as.

A website that deletes a fanfic because some of its white moderators felt like reverse racism was being committed against its white fanbase, but is chill with non-con fics and pedophilia, ain’t a quality website in the least.

wait what was the fic that got deleted bc of reverse racism?

A Star Wars fanfic that was Finn centric

ah

It was a convo between Finn and Poe talking about the racist tropes most writers add to their works.

Would you happen to know if the author has it posted anywhere else? I would love to read it and support them if possible (unless they've asked for that info not to be shared).

Have we reached the era in “fandom history” where everyone stops treating Archive of Our Own (AO3) like its paragon of “Quality Fanfiction™”? It’s just another “Pit of Voles™” as folk loved to refer Fanfiction.Net as.

A website that deletes a fanfic because some of its white moderators felt like reverse racism was being committed against its white fanbase, but is chill with non-con fics and pedophilia, ain’t a quality website in the least.

*sips tea quietly*

Imma bout to start fighting all these asshole fans who go to Chris Evans twitter (AND HIS BROTHER SCOTT’S INSTA???) just to shit on Jenny Slate.

Like, y'all are DESPICABLE. I don’t care if they’re just friends, reuniting, or dating again. They both seem happy so let them be happy you fucking ingrates.

You do not own celebrities. I repeat: YOU DO NOT OWN CELEBRITIES.

Man last night people got into a screaming match with my friend when she said she doesn't watch "Game of Thrones" for the usual and well documented sexist/racist reasons. I should told her not to go down that road cuz it's happened to me before cuz mofos get SO DEFENSIVE about GoT like damn.