i am going to start a collection

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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

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transcript:

Jimmy: Is this the closest we're ever gonna get to making out?

Joel: [leans forward and makes a kiss noise]

Grian: [slightly distant and mildly disappointed] Why did you do that? Why did you say that?

Makes me think of when grian BROKE a strength test game by punching it harder than anyone had before.

Honestly it would be so interesting to see who would win in irl fights. I know jimmy is really athletic but not sure of his fighting skills.

I would pay to see all of them fight irl

so this is a funny question because "athletic ability" and "ability to hold your own in a fight" are categories that OVERLAP but are not inherently the same thing, right. like, i don't know enough about any of these guys' backstories, did any of them play lacrosse or rugby or something in school because that gives them the advantage of "actually knowing how to body-check or tackle someone", for example. have any of them taken self-defense classes. they aren't even REMOTELY all in the same weight class have you SEEN how huge mumbo is.

anyway yeah i think it comes down to:

and these are the guys i actually know enough about the athletic ability of to make a stupid call about. feel free to add on to this,

Mental illness representation on Hermitcraft

i love how Pearl, from the moment she joined Hermitcraft, has committed FULLY and COMPLETELY to being a public servant of all things. That girl joined probably the most prestigious server you can be invited to, looked around, and said "Very nice builds, but you aren't giving the roads here a fair suck!" and then pulled up her sleeves and WENT AT IT. in s8 she was Head of Infrastructure for Boatem. s9 she was the Cleaning Lady and now in s10 she's Postmaster.

I think she'd lay curled up like a dead spider in a corner somewhere if she wasn't allowed to do public service. Madwoman.

Mumbo, desperate to feel normal for once, releases dirt on his fellow hermits and asks the community to rank their weirdness.

Season 6-9

Grian: RESITANCE!! THE GOVERNMENT SHALL NOT STAND!

Season 10

Grian: I am the government. Do i want to be, no, am I anyways, yes.

various life series + hermitcraft textposts

average smp has one dragon and one dragon egg. hermitcraft, which has at least 2 live dragons in the overworld and over 20 dragon eggs in grians personal inventory, is a statistical error and should not have been counted.

average smp has one dragon and one dragon egg. hermitcraft, which has at least 2 live dragons in the overworld and over 47045 dragon eggs in docm77s personal inventory, is a statistical error and should not have been counted.

okay pearl what the hell

Good Morning to this commenter on False's latest video in particular

JOEL SMALLISHBEANS, WHEN I GET YOU!!!

The great ethubs scarian breeding debacle, live on stream

[Transcript:

Bdubs: You want this- you want it now? Gem: Yeah please make a baby, Etho and Bdubs (Crosstalk: Scar: Wait, what are you guys gonna do? Etho: Wait, what?) Bdubs: Alright. Clarify that it's the horses, please? For the Tumblr?Gem (stuttering): Make a- in the cow pen, please, so I don't have to lead them? Cub (laughing as he speaks): Go in the cow pen.. Etho: Oh I don't have them on me. Bdubs: Oh, you don't have them on you? Cub has some! Scar: Oh! Etho and Bdubs are going to make a baby! Grian, read by Bdubs: "Make me a horse please" Crosstalk Bdubs: Gem and Scar could breed now! Gem and Scar could breed. Scar: No one wants my horse. Everybody just casts it aside. It's like the horse that doesn't get picked to play the game. Cub: Yep. Gem: Well you have to get golden carrots, because I don't have much gold. Grian in chat: i'll give it attention once I get a mending book. Super fast [horse] please. Scar: I got lots of gold. Bdubs: Interesting. Scar: But nobody wants to breed with me. Bdubs: Uh- Grian wants to. Scar laughs, crosstalk. Gem: Grian will make a baby with you Scar! Scar: I do have a lot of gold! Transcript ends.]

This week on MCYTBLR...

This is 90% a video covering the containment breach and 10% just things that made me laugh/my own personal highlights lol sorry if I left out something huge, the song is only like 2 minutes long adkjfha

Thank you @mcytblrsexymen for the funniest two weeks I've had in ages and for also having really organized tags because there was absolutely no way I would have done this without them

tags from @cephalopod-truther

#I feel like we should include the clip of Joe telling Cleo that whole thing was basically a way to get the IRS off his back about marketing

This was from his crafting stream with Cleo on the last day of the polls—unfortunately neither of them have saved that particular stream so i cant provide you the link (and all of this was like a month ago so take my recounting with a grain of salt) but the jist of it was Cleo had commented Joe was the only creator involved to actually spend money on the competition, to which Joe responded that he'd gotten contacted by the IRS bc he filed his taxes as a small business (I think) but apparently wasn't spending anything on advertisements which was suspicious so when the tumblr sexyman contest came up he was like hey! this is a form of advertising right? and went all in on it

So all of the money he spent on his bribes and checkmarks and blazed posts became a tax write off to appease the IRS and Joe hills became a tumblr sexyman for tax purposes

HELP THE WAY THE GLASSES ARE POSITIONED MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THEYRE OGLING HIM

SO MANY THINGS JUST HAPPENED HERE???? ETHO AND BDUBS MAKE A BABY?

my collection grows 😇