Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.
This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.
Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything
Google Translate says, “Jail for badly behaved cats” is written on the box. I dunno about the song.
“Evil kitten,
jailed kitten,
he commited a crime
in his past,
Kitty wants freedom,
can’t have it now,
because he’s a jail kitten”
every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.
[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]
This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.
[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]
My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.
because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.
haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns
The Dover Boys (1942)
yeah fuck it why not
dover boys break
you step into my parlor, the floorboards shrouded in a creeping mist, lights strung like twilight over the table I beckon you towards. as you creak hesitantly into a seat, my hand hovers over a deck of well-worn cards, and then also over a teacup full of leafy residue, and also also past a small pile of bones, then I make jazz hands at either side of the crystal ball between us that swirls with the energy of the universe, before snatching up a packet of Gushers™️ fruit flavored snacks in the tropical flavors variety, ripping it open and letting the gummies scatter over the table.
I stare at them for far too long, finally meeting your nervous eyes, stating what you dreaded most.
"there is no orange in this packet."
PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn’t inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.
If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.
This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren’t spicy foods
Also: this applies to bananas, kiwi, boba tea pearls, soy sauce, cantaloupe, honey, and mangoes.
the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!
Real talk, I got an estate sale lot that was some ex-dj's vinyl collection of sick euro beatz ... and... this is it. If you melted that pile of dusty records down and poured the reduction into a TikTok post, it would be this.
Well done everyone involved.
i grew up with 90s eurodance constantly played by my sister and all I can say is the lyrics make too much sense
I came into my room and there was a web directly across the inside of my doorway even though it had only been a couple of hours since I last walked in here. Of course I immediately thought of this old Far Side which is never too far from my mind
The abandoned autopsy theater in the basement of New Orleans Charity Hospital
what are those. you know. the hiding places in english houses they used to put catholic priests in when that was illegal. what are they called. anyway kirkwall hightown needs those for mages. do you guys know what i’m talking abt or is this post unintelligible
they cannot seriously be called priest holes.
completely distracted from the point i was trying to make by having to google this
great tip thank u rodimus !! (what other songs should be on this playlist?)
my stupid fucking aunt loraine bought us an air friar for our wedding present 🤦♀️ the apartments barely big enough for the two of us now weve got this dumb asshole flying around preaching at us ... every time i get a migraine he tries to give me herbs and poultices 🙄
I am in love with Clara 😭
Transcript:
Clara trusts me enough to show me different parts of her body like her belly. show me her mouth and allow me to touch all of those teeth. —right? can you turn and show them all of your teeth? good job!— So we work really hard on being able to look over their entire bodies, and progress those behaviors to things like voluntary blood draws, ultrasounds, teeth brushing, and radiographing. —right? yeah!— But the biggest thing is we find what they find reenforcing and they show us that. and that includes hugs. —right?— And Clara has shown us that she really seems to enjoy tactile, so I give her this hand signal and she will show me what part of her body she wants rubbed. So, right now she wants a big noogie —right? good.— and sometimes what I will do is I’ll make her head a little pancake. or then I’ll rub her side and then she snuggles right in. —huh? huh! good girl thats very nice, good.— And then like I said, she would climb right on my lap and allow me to continue giving her tactile.
