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Opening commissions! I know I don't super post art here but I do it! Frequently! And have been unemployed for some months now and would like some money! DM with any questions or requests, looks so sweetly with such big eyes More of my art under the cut :3 Sorry most of it's one character, promise I can draw others o7
messages from my cishet brother at 9am on a thursday ?
I loved this era of Steven universe discourse
Reblogging again with tags a follower added because they are correct. No you are not insane for reading that deeply into the overall reaction to SU and im glad you said it.
This sort of problem runs deep and i see it fucking everywhere.
What’s the pole story
I think this is best told as a greentext.
> Be me, romantically clueless
> Seeing spiderverse 2 with friends. Get dressed up all cute. > Girl taking tickets is extremely cute. Exactly my type. 100 GF soulmate electricity type cute. > Sees my xenoblade shirt. > "Oh, you're into XB2! It's my favorite game! Also, your skirt is so cute!" > "Hey, thanks!" > Walk into movie theater.
> See movie. 7.5/10, suffers from Act 1 syndrome, ends right when it's starting to pick up. > Leave theater. Girl is still there. > Girl stops me again. > "Also your hair is lovely. Everything about you is gorgeous. You're a gorgeous girl."
> Don't clock what's going on > "Hey, thanks!" > Turn to leave room > Run into pole > Say "Whoopsie doopsies, there's a pole there" out loud with my human mouth in a place people could hear me > Notice friends are leaving me behind > Run to catch up
> Days later realize she was flirting with me, then watched me turn, say "Whoopsie doopsies," then sprint out of the building at full tilt. > Never see her again
This video talks about a Splatoon weapon whose appearance resembles a pencil, but taken out of context it looks as if it's calling an actual pencil overpowered and I find that hilarious.
shit should NOT be stronger than the sword
*symposium voice* observe that we say "white woman spotted" but we say "MILF detected" - this implies that while a white woman can be established by sight alone, there are possible nonvisual factors at play in qualifying MILFdom...
this is why truly i post only for you, couch. everyone else is the peanut gallery
Forbidden cheese
potion of donald duck noises
Tired of watching your pot for the water to boil? Skip the wait with this one weird trick!
they really take money from your bank account when you buy something this is so fucked up :/
80s/90s Horror and Sci-Fi Adjacent Movies + Men in Glasses:
GHOSTBUSTERS (1984) RE-ANIMATOR (1986) LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986) BEETLEJUICE (1988) SUNDOWN: THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT (1989) JACOB'S LADDER (1990) DEATH BECOMES HER (1992) STARGATE (1994) LURKING FEAR (1994)
making a collection
me when I get anxious and need to overexplain
I want to study them and their need to change titles 100 times in the first few hours of uploading
i love when comments do bits like this
hey i know everybody on this website is geriatric by now, but if i have any younger followers, even just a handful:
you do not need those full-body deodorant products. i promise
nobody was buying or selling this shit before like five years ago. if it was sold, it was a niche product for people with really specific needs (ie, medical issues causing extreme sweating and/or body odor)
these companies are blatantly manipulating you with the oldest advertising trick in the book:
you do not have to feel embarrassed or ashamed of your body. you are not some rancid stinky beast who needs to be slathered with perfumes and fragrances just to feel comfortable out in public. your body is normal and there is no reason to be applying full-body perfumes to ward off normal human smells
So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?
The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners
Hmm, I see.
What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?
the knife
i stole this screenshot from instagram idk why its radioactive but this is what tumblr is like
they're calling it the healthiest way anyone's ever engaged with art
