Your Friendly Neighborhood Mad Scientist

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BIG EYES <3

You go into a creepy mansion and there's a cloaked figure learning how to play the organ from a YouTube tutorial on their phone. You leave them to it.

cardinal sin….? no…. they wouldn’t…. would they?

not a malicious bone in his body.

Think again..

Crow and Willow Tree, Kawanabe Kyosai, 1887

Me convincing myself to use the powerful but limited consumables in RPGs

I like small stories full of idea

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, April 11, 1909

Miroungonna hit the snooze button a few more times… 😴

1906-1907 Afternoon Dress: Bodice and Skirt by Anna Dunlevy

silk, cotton

(Cincinnati Art Museum)

Took a trip to the aquarium this weekend 💕

s is for slug

i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

He’s the SWORD GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the INVENTORY.

Read more Crow Time here.

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

Abolish the YA genre. No more books for young adults. At some point in your adolescence, you just go from reading Goodnight Moon to War and Peace. No more stepping stone in the middle. Grow the fuck up.

My future child reaches for a copy of Divergent and I say “No. You’re 12. Go read the Iliad cover to cover.”