Most of the tumblr trends are pretty self contained - I don’t go around telling everyone about horse plinko or referencing the live slug reaction too much, or saying “eeby deeby” or anything like that around non-tumblrinas. So why is it that I keep wanting to turn towards everyone I know and say “hey have you seen the 1973 Martin Scorsese film Goncharov yet”

alright gang. goncharov made it to tiktok....now its time to actually gaslight gatekeep goncharov and completely erase it from existence

*hiding all Goncharov merch and memes under a blanket* what Goncharov? I don't know any Goncharov... There is no such thing like Goncharov

crazy that Goncharov (1973) will be 50 years old in a few months because it seems like it just came out yesterday

goncharov

tap for a surprise

What I was supposed to see:

What I saw:

I am not sure what's more terrifying, the original one, or the dark-mode version xD

Omg... More frögs! Tumblr is spoiling me today

Did I reblogged an add again? Yes. Because frögs, okay?

This got me at frög... Man, I love frögs

yes but how do you rotate your blorbos in your mind? do they spin upright like a top? are you slowly turning them like a rotisserie chicken? do they oscillate wildly? are they orbiting each other like planets around a star? are they doing barrel rolls?

Blorbos in my head:

Also my blorbos:

Pull Apart Christmas Tree Garlic Bread

me, asexual: omg... that's so hot 😳 🥵

in honor of ace week id like to shoutout every asexual who first thought they were bi/pan because they looked at all the genders and felt no difference and zero is equal to zero so they said "huh. must be bisexual" and then shoved their sexuality back under the rug for 3-5 years

Thanks for the shoutout, and you know what? I feel it's specifically targeted at people like me, whose story goes similar to mine, so here is my story:

I am not going to point fingers or anything, but recently I saw some crabs on Tumblr and...

Oh look, there goes one!

More crabs? Hmmm... Time to search through Tumblr, I guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

i hate ads and i hate tumblr shoelaces and i hate tumblr merch but i gotta admit. this is a good ad.

But are you ready for the...

Dark mode?

Halloween have Addams Family, Nightmare Before Christmas and Edward Scissorhands, they are too powerful, so that's why we don't have more Halloween rom-coms.

Christmas rom-coms are weak, so they are produced in mass quantity, to make it look like strong branch.

In this essay I will discuss...

ok but Matt Murdock is so funny bec he’s like ‘i would never judge anyone ever’ and then proceeds to be the most judgemental bitch ever

Oh, absolutely, look at him.

I would call it blind judgement

Who leaked my secret crushes that even I didn't know about?

Well, anyways... Hello cutie cutes @kimmycup @casmick-consequences 😏😏😏

... since when does tumblr even have crush notifications? 🤣❤️

I don't know, but I am not going to complain, cutie pie 😏😏😏

You know me too well Tumblr, of course I am interested, it one of my Tumblr Crushes, how could I not be interested? 😏😏😏

(also I love your new profile pic @casmick-consequences I am glad Tumblr showed it to me by notification)

Was I fast enough, Tumblr? Did your crush-senses tingled and you were like "GET ME RAMZI HERE, IMMEDIATELY!"

Sorry I was late, but you know... Classes and Professors who don't respect students' time xD

Anyway, what you got for me, @kimmycup ? Have I ever told you that I adore your username? It's adorable and cute (just like you) ^-^

Your Tumblr is so pushy xD Mine never does that. And thank you, I got my username from @takaraphoenix actually xD

Mine just know that I am too shy and anxious to do it myself XD my Tumblr is like:

It definitely want to find me some good mutuals and/or partner (in crime) and it's hinting heavily towards you and @casmick-consequences xD

Tumblr! Stop it! You are embarrassing me in from of my crush!

You can't just show my feelings like that! Even to me... Expecialy to me! XD

What if @casmick-consequences sees it?

Honey! Wake up!

New crush just dropped!

Welcome to the family, @anxietyproblem xD

How it started:

How it's going:

Am I the only one who feel more and more passive aggressive vibes from Tumblr adds? XD

Tumblr, are you alright?

It's 1:39 am, I wasn't ready for the last one

The Pikachu man has a twin in manscaped

It's really getting more and more passive aggressive, Tumblr Ada are you alright?

Gays... I know... It's pride month, but I want to see more than two post over and over xD

6/9 trending have the same two images, it's beautiful, I know, but gays, let me see more xD

Tumblr! You did it again! (But thanks for new posts, I will see them over and over again, like yesterday, but hey! New day, new loop-posts!)

I am certain that one day I will open this app and there would be just the same posts trending everywhere, like... Top 9, but every one of them is the same posts over and over again xD