i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn
if you haven’t already you should definetely check out the game sunless seas and sunless skies
you play as a captain trying to avoid/discover cosmic horrors and keep your crew from eating each other. you can also join the revolution against the british royals, or join the royals against the revolution i guess.
the tagline for sunless seas is LOSE YOUR MIND. EAT YOUR CREW. DIE.
and for sunless skies SAIL THE STARS. BETRAY YOUR QUEEN. MURDER A SUN.
oh i've heard of those, they're an offshoot of/made by the same people who worked on fallen london right? i'd been considering checking them out so maybe this will prompt me to actually give it a try
honestly when it comes to ladynoir i kinda eat up preconceived notions. like whenever Chat tells Ladybug a story about himself, her brain comes up with something oh-so-totally different than if she imagined it for Adrien.
like if he mentions his room? she would NEVER in a million years think of the grandiose room Adrien has in the Agreste house in the context of Chat Noir. her brain would likely come up with a dimly lit, smaller-to-average size room, probably a little messy, absolutely teeming with anime posters on the walls and a desk with a big monitor and a silly gamer chair with cat ears. just absolutely screaming personality.
and when Ladybug lets slip that she works for her parents? Chat Noir, who has been an employee of the Gabriel company for pretty much his entire cognizant life, would never have his go-to guess be his Lady being a baker’s daughter. No, his brain weirdly enough goes straight for her doing office-type work for her parents, even though she’s 14 and this makes literally no sense lol. (but he’s been extorted by his parents for his entire life so is that really shocking)
she’s always imagined he’d have siblings, but has never been able to decide if she thinks he’s the youngest or oldest
he’s always been fairly convinced she’s pretty athletic in her real life, and probably plays some sports competitively
I just love love love the idea of them being so absolutely flabbergasted when they find out bc they had all these ideas in their head they thought were on the right track and end up being beyond incorrect.
Marinette especially has her brain oh so totally shattered bc the mental image of “civilian chat noir” was so absolute in her head that when it comes out to be reserved, clean-cut Adrien she’s just like ?!?!?!?!? blue screen
something i really enjoy in horror movies is when the victim(s) start to hunt the killer in return in order to kill them first, both because it's an interesting parallel that (if done well) asks the audience to consider the question of when violence and killing are a justifiable means to an end in order to survive and at what point it crosses the line from acceptable to abhorrent and condemns the perpetrator, and also because it's a little bit funny. like i can do that too bitch you're not special.
With NASA announcing their streaming service NASA+ and also announcing it’s going to be free and also ad free, I’d just like to appreciate the lengths they go to make scientific knowledge and exploration as available as they possibly can.
There's more info at this link. Gosh I'm excited about this.
if show!lovesquare ever broke up, show!adrien would talk about marinette respectfully but with a distant, longing look in his eyes and then go home and lie in bed staring at the ceiling for hours with tears streaming down his face
if movie!lovesquare ever broke up, movie!adrien would talk to people like "lmao yeeaahh that bitch was craaazzzyy loool" and then go home and cry sob to the careless whisper sexy saxophone for some reason
all the while, show!plagg is awkwardly trying to offer adrien advice through cheese metaphor
and movie!plagg is loudly farting
I emailed sex.com and they said you havent even registered an account 😂
oh yeah well, I emailed poop.com and they said you have 72 alternate accounts
foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at
some of my fave tags on this post
god this show is truly bonkers isn’t it.
Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
the comments on this video killed me
2005-2008 Acura RL
Anonymous asked:
do you speak any languages besides english or are you boring
Fuck off I’m not boring I’m just American. You learn MY language not the other way around EEEE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The eagles took him
nobody believes you. They all think you made some sort of bargain or deal. Maybe even consuming souls… but the truth is that you became the most powerful mage in the world by getting enough sleep, studying, and eating right.