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Frankenman

@redpandarascal / redpandarascal.tumblr.com

hi, I'm Blue! 29 yrs old, he/him
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Usually, I’m not so into when gay couples look just like each other. But, imagine if Helena Bonham Carter and Julia Louis-Dreyfus got cast in something where they played lovers? I think they would look so pretty kissing each other.

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amateurs will Google “grimes houseboat article” and click through another article to find the original, written before she was famous.

a seasoned vet like me… I know the exact title of the article I’m looking for. Purple link. Been here before.

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whiteboy yaoi fans used to have sort of a herd structure that allowed them to survive independently, even synthesizing their own food: a bland but nutrient-rich slurry known as “johnlock”. however as urbanization and hunting season have thinned their numbers (good thing), they have evolved into a parasitic lifestyle, and now spawn in the notes of lesbians’ personal posts at light levels 7 and below

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post that broke containment because of mildly funny wording: just got my roommate a burger and she said shes an “amerimaxxing burgerchad” i hate it here (WE ARE BOTH WOMEN)

the tags for some reason:

#this is sooooo ricky and nathan

#junie heres the post i was telling you about thats LITERALLY rathan during the dragons crown arc

#𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒔… 🕊 / / (Nathan) #…𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆🔥/ / (Ricky)

#my yandere!nathan x omega!ricky au #not fic

#need to draw this it fits so well with the citadel scene… imagine if hed done this instead of punching ricky and calling him a slur maybe theyd be dating by now #atrjboa #nathan atrjboa #ricky atrjboa

#this post IS nathan and ricky. i dont care that its lesbians. if i stop thinking about nathan and ricky for 5 seconds i’ll kill myself

#****** & ***** in that one episode

#harry dubois

#okay I was about to say whooo is doing this#the last ones me tho.
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yoooo I was at Coachella and I went on Grindr and saw Grimes? Don’t quite know what to make of that.

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I was like “man I wonder what this part of this article is gonna be about?”

I got so caught up in the world of article, I forgot- this is the bit that’s about ME.

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Moooooom, leave me alone! I’m not done using the computer! It’s IMPORTANT! I don’t care that my turn is over!!! It’s an EMERGENCY, okay??

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I hate you! I hate you! I’ll hate you forever! Someday soon, I’m going to run away, and never ever ever ever come back!

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One time this dude was trying to tell us a story about a time when he met this girl who wanted to peg him but he wasn't into it, except he was all embarrassed and didn't want to say v*lgar words so he just kept making phallic gestures and going "Y'know?" and we did not know. It was like dick charades. We were like "You met a woman with a penis? Well, first of all, congratulations. Oh, you're saying you have a penis. Well, again, congratulations, but I thought you already knew that."