Just Speaking My Mind

happy disability pride month to the cripples who can’t enter the fucking building because of inaccessibility.

happy disability pride month to the cripples who can’t leave their fucking home because of inaccessibility.

happy disability pride month to the cripples who can’t go to fun events because of inaccessibility.

happy disability pride month to the cripples who are constantly in PHYSICAL pain.

happy disability pride month to the cripples who face so much shit because they can’t hide that they’re physically disabled.

happy disability pride month to the cripples who are fucking tired of ableist able bodied people.

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able-bodied ppl please get your shit together. i’m tired of having to remind y’all every other second that, yes, ambulatory wheelchair users do in fact exist.

saw a boat today that looked so soft and so lonely, if I was stronger maybe I would write a poem about her

Ah, Perry the platypus! I see you have laid your eyes upon my my ace-inator! You see, when I was in college, I loved going to my classes in comfortable clothing. But all the other students laughed at me for not looking "good enough" for the ladies! So, I decided to completely eradicate all standards of appeal by using my ace-inator! And soon, everyone in the entire tri-state area will be asexual!! Nobody will feel any sex appeal towards anyone anymore!!!!

Unrealistic that all these magic reveal merthur au’s out there have Merlin remembering enough of his life to be able to recap the entirety of the show to Arthur without leaving anything out all in one go.

magic reveal fanfic’s:

10x funnier and more likely:

Penguins walking at 5x speed.

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn’t just madly in love with Morticia, he’s madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT’S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life

I often see people ask how to get started with doing this, because it seems like a daunting task to be in love with everything, when you are starting off in love with nothing, or very few things perhaps. But the answer isn’t grand or elaborate or secret. The answer is to pick something, and choose love.

And then do it again, and again, and again.

The act of being in love is just choosing love over and over.

The act of being

in love is just choosing love

over and over.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Joys of Old dogs

Bad news :/

appreciation post for luffy and his precious obsession with beetles

obsessed with baby nautilus

look at it

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

SCP 

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN

This is a killer poll and you're all paying it DUST.

Sunlight through this fountain in L'Aquila, Italy, makes it look like it's pouring lava.

I'm getting so pissed with people who are saying Gwen isnt trans. Like they're trying to explain why her dad has a trans patch on his jacket and why she has a trans flag in her room, by saying she supports trans people... wtf???? Literally what ally has a TRANS FLAG, IN THEIR ROOM, BECAUSE THEY SUPPORT TRANS PEOPLE??? That's some shit closeted me would tell my parents when they saw me drawing rainbows. People that are saying this shit are literally just transphobic and dont want her to be trans. Gwen is trans and fuck everyone that argues against that.

which one of these is the so called "american flag"

In Gwen’s universe trans people took over America and made the trans flag the national flag.

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

this is what i mean

Via @bulbaderp