YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
i may be stupid
I’m not a tit for tat person. Don’t care if it took you 5 hours to respond. Probably been busy. Texting you back right away cuz I’m available n I miss you.
Discussing transition online can be hard because I don't know the English word for half of my body parts and Dutch is a clown language. Picture me entering "shame lips" into google translate and being told that's what a labia is
clown language
did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it
thats photoshooped
I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme
one of the founders of neopets, Adam Powell, got banned from the r/neopets discord server yesterday... because he behaved like a fool, got angry that people weren't clapping him on the back about his interest in cryptocurrency,and insulted everyone about it. And he posted a picture of himself giving the middle finger as proof that he is the real Adam Powell. So fucking funny
Source: reddit.com
zero judgement on my part, i just noticed i struggle with some things my friends find ridiculously easy and vice versa so i'm just curious
y'all remember the "im in me mums car broom broom" vine? op's a trans guy now
caught you containing multitudes bro lmao i love every glittering facet
when i was a kid I was really bad (or really good depending on your definition) at hidden object games. which is to say that I would not specifically search for the objects the book asked me to look for. no. that would make no sense. what i instead did was open a spreadsheet
i then proceeded to list every single object in the image in my excel spreadsheet, highlighting the objects the book asked me to find in red as i went. Then, by the end, not only had i found the objects, I had also found and categorized all of the other objects as well. This way, if anyone asked me to find any other objects in that image, i was fully prepared
on an unrelated note i was diagnosed as autistic before third grade
You used the letter a 46 times!!
And 555 letters, so the letter a is about 8.29%
The letter a is on average used about 8.2% of the time, which means you used it more than average!! :)
a-counter you are my best friend and greatest ally
these tags made me so mad for no reason. u don’t understand him at all first of all like 40% of his correspondence is via email its the 90s second he definitely checks it all the time bc he’s probably subscribed to a hundred different stupid ass e-newsletters. use your head
So a real thing with the dissolution of social networks is the loss of small connections. Funny takes and long threads can be archived, but how do you preserve your bond with a mutual? How do you find each other again? With every platform move we lose small connections with people we appreciated. That’s a sad, involuntary little break-up. Sorry to all the little ghosts I’ve lost over the years. Sorry to all the new ones coming.
this is just me but I've learned over time to just get people's emails and phone numbers if they're important to me. I have a VOIP number (which are also free) to use to text people with if I'm not sure I want them to have my real number yet but it's usually not a big deal, you can always block a number if you need to. it's less awkward to offer your own email/number first than to ask someone for theirs, it's a gesture of trust/intimacy you can make first so they don't have to be put into a weird position of saying yes or no to "can I have your email address"
I think one of the funniest things about anon hate on tumblr is that, at least in my experience, it's usually completely without context and is ultimately incomprehensible. You have to guess what they're responding to, and it's even more of a mystery if none of your posts have broken containment recently.
I mean, I suppose it's ultimately enough to just say "fuck you" or "you think you're so great but you suck" or whatever, you've taken your potshot and vented your anger. But on the receiving end, it's like... sitting at a restaurant and the waiter comes up and says "oh, and this was sent along by an anonymous gentleman," shoots at you with a nerf gun, and misses. You ask, baffled, "what's that all about?" And the waiter just sort of shrugs and walks away.
