Leftist poly-Demi Christian seeking a nesting partner to play Final Fantasy 14 with, pet all the animals, eat delicious food, and share lots of cuddling time while talking about theoretical ideas, memes, and new costume ideas for Ren faire
If you call Ted Cruz's wife ugly, he'll be your obedient slave forever.
fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule
Why bother having tenants if I cannot make money. Get the fuck out then. I’ll just as soon tear it down and make it a parking lot then.
"I bought this house that I don't need so that anyone who lives in it must generate profit for me. And if owning this house stops being profitable for me, I will destroy it."
It seems like you're literally admitting that landlords are evil.
would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
For the record, this is runner:
Not at all what I thought it would be.
Exactly what I thought it would be.
Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!
It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.
My favorite arts from 2017 was definitely the Cute Gay Cuddle Series, with my oc Peura and my gfs fursona Nunu, whom are not-so-subtle symbols for our own cute gay cuddly relationship :>
Make no mistake, I LOVE drawing porn, but squishy sappy lovey dovey stuff is amazing too!!💕💕 This series is not only fun to draw, but it also helps me learn a lot about drawing consistently, instead of flip-flopping between methods & programs & themes & aesthetics etc. all the time. And i get to draw outfits!! And clothes!! I never get to do that with naked characters 😓
Anyway, it’s not like the series is ending or anything. Quite the opposite. Here’s a sneak peek WIP of the next part :> I hope no one is getting bored of these yet!!
and then there would have passed a pleasant slash fanfiction, had the authors misogyny not been immediately unveiled
in our rush for “he would not fucking say that” how we forget the all too common: She Is Not Fucking Like That
good morning, the likes on this post now outnumber the hit count of the fanfiction on which this was based and with your help we can make that true of the reblogs amen
i literally haven't been normal since i saw a bunch of twitter users referring to character death as 'the death trope'. like girls that is called death. from real life
me every morning: wow i'm doing the waking up trope and the breakfast trope
This is what happens when I talk to my cats through the camera my family has set up on them







