A woman conducted her aerobics class in Myanmar without realizing a coup was taking place. Behind her, a military convoy arrives at parliament. (Source)                         

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

who am I if I don’t gently bully my friends kindly and lovingly

I don’t mean mocking your friends for their interests and putting down something personal in a “joking” manner I mean one of my friends thinks soda is spicy because quote “bubbles”

I’m talking sending them a tiktok or dumb meme and saying “is this you” to which they will respond “FUCK you” but will still leave a like on the message

by Madison Calley 

literally addicted to pics like this.

from the notes

The look on her face when she realizes

Is it "Happy Impeachment" or "Merry Impeachment"? I don't wanna offend anyone.

I prefer treasons greetings.

the horse has been caught at last

Hospital Board To Vote On Letting It Back Into Hospital, Not Certain His Presence in Hospital was as Bad as We Thought

So the airbase has a commander whose name is Sergeant. His rank is Lieutenant Colonel and his office is, of course, private.

This is some Catch-22 shit and in here for it

Me with severe astigmatism when exposed to lights (I didn’t know this wasn’t normal until I was 24!) 

Wait. That’s not normal?

Are you trying to fucking tell me lights don’t just do that to everyone??????

@ anyone considering cutting their hair short: do it

GUILLERMO DEL TORO RECEIVES STAR ON HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME 

06/08/2019

“As a Mexican, receiving this star is a gesture and no gesture right now can be banal or simple. This is very important this is happening right now because I can tell to all of you, all immigrants from every nation, that you should believe in the possibilities and not the obstacles. Do not believe the lies they tell about us. Believe in the stories you have inside and believe that we all can make a difference and we all have stories to tell and we all can contribute to the art and the craft and the world in any way we see fit.” - Guillermo del Toro

Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.

Angels in the Bible: “Hey do you - stop screaming I’m sent by God - do you need help getting out of this situation?”