Your Colostomy Bag Is A Z-Targetable Weakpoint

ive honestly been in a massive art block since maybe january and am only now coming out of it... 3 days before i start school. anyways heres a vash doodle i made while tryna figure out his facial proportions n also how to shade

made more edits of tristamp wolfwood and his stupid sad eyes. i am entranced by how much more pathetic he manages to look without his sunglasses

utilized my shitty editing skills to try and show just how much of a wet cat tristamp wolfwood is without his sunglasses

positive affirmations!

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...

Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene

reblog to shrink wrap their director forever

i love the concept presented here where sexualities come equipped with at least one slur provided upfront free of charge

Vash being a bad driver is actually so important to me for so many reasons (not just as an adult who can’t drive shhhh) including but not limited to:

1. He learned to pilot/plan routes for/navigate fucking spaceships as a kid and nothing else really stuck

2. He’s so observant that he’s too observant. He’s noticing shit way too far away for no reason but not something tight in front of him

3. Cars uncomfy for someone so tall

4. DISASSOCIATION

5. Read statistics on motor vehicle accidents and fatalities and now his monologue when driving with passengers is just. YOU. WILL. GET. THEM. KILLED. YOU—

6. DISSASSOCIA—

7. Tech has changed a LOT back and forth over the years, he got into an automatic and lost his shit trying to shift gears

8. Cars are so expensive!! He could but so many donuts for the price of one Forb F250–

9. Brain fog and road blindness, possibly combined with extenuating factors like injuries or self-imposed punishments, have likely led to him being in more than one car accident over the years, and the odds of everyone coming away unscathed? Unlikely. The idea of him trying to save someone from where they’ve been crushed inside a car he was driving, of trying to keep them awake until authorities arrived, of crying, begging, pleading for them to be okay? He would blame himself for it forever, for the rest of his life, and now getting behind the wheel again just feels like the same thing over again, like no matter what he does it’ll be the same and that just gets him even more distracted which is even more dangerous—

10. Why drive a car when Tomas’s are so cute?

11. He’s bad at it for no damn reason. He doesn’t know. No one else does, either

12. THE IDEA OF BRAD AND/OR LUIDA TRYING TO TEACH HIM TO DRIVE?!? OF THEM LOSING THEIR MINDS BC HE SUCKS?!?!?!?

13. Knives being the one who learned to drive in those initial years (98 anime, at least) they were on Gunsmoke, saying it made sense because he didn’t need to rest like Vash did, always making excuses because that element of control over another person, being their sole transportation apart from walking? It’s a lot of power. Also something that, if he learned first, would be very easy for him to say that Vash was just bad at it to disparage him from ever getting better/going away

14. Did I say disassociation yet? Because road blindness and disassociation is so real

15. No one talks enough about Vash’s rampant alcohol problem even if he has himself under control more now the likelihood of him having had a serious problem in the past?? Pretty damn high. Add drunk/slightly impaired driving to list of reasons to endlessly blame yourself for someone’s death/injury?

16. He’s just lying bc he’s silly

rise up vash nation