HAPPY LOVER RELEASE DAY @taylorswift !!!! i’m so proud of you & the absolute genius that is Lover. i have no doubt that this album will help guide me in life just like all of the others have. I LOVE YOU
guys ... her mind fucking
YES YES YES YES
WAIT IT GETS BETTER
everything that happens in those rooms is literally the narrative of those albums.
Red room (red): her man makes her jealous/maybe cheating, the Taylor from the yellow room (fearless) is out of place, lots of friends
Black attic (rep): she holes up with just her lover and private time with nobody else
Pink room (lover): she's happy and close with him but also has happy time to herself here, a balance, happiness
Blue room (1989): when her fame spiked and her life became a fishbowl of voyeurs and any lover she had entered the fishbowl alongside her
Green room (debut): he's just putting up a frame showing they just began, she just plays instruments innocently enjoying her time with her lover, no real understanding of love yet
Purple (speak now): SHE IS JUST IN IT ALONE SINGING & PLAYING PIANO BECAUSE SHE WROTE IT BY HERSELF (they also have the cute dinner and dance in here, like the love she fantasized about on this album)
Yellow (fearless): playing board games and living life upsidedown - this one is the only one im not sure about? maybe that's the era where her life literally turned upsidedown from fame???
TAYLOR DID I GET IT RIGHT
😃🐣🐥
TAYLOR I NEED to know what your favourite Lana Del Rey song is, it’s for science!!
All of it
it’s not an apology when you proceed to gaslight someone in the same post.
When you remember you left the stove on
When you left your scarf at his sisters house
when you post a picture with five holes in a fence and everyone loses their minds
when it’s new year’s day and he’s not cleaning up bottles with you
you-knew-what-it-was
when you bought a dress but he didn’t take it off
ellielovestaylor13
when you did something bad but it didn’t feel so good
When someone tells you who is Taylor Swift anyway ew
When people make a chain post
Wen speling isnt fun
Thank you so much for this incredible week. I wanted to sign some things for you for being the best, so we’re putting up a new autographed CD on my merch store that’s available until midnight eastern tonight. Love you guys!
Shop here: taylorswift.lnk.to/MEsigned
TAYLOR THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU
TAYLOR, Kansas City Reputation tour gave me a group of friends just as devoted to you as i am!! & we’ve ACTED CRAZY BC OF YOU in this group message daily since that show. love youuuuu @taylorswift
taylor yesterday: oh my god my fans are so smart they figured out the mural without any indications from me
taylor today: my dumb ass bitch ass lame ass fans cant even figure our the biggest hint in this music video i have to do an instagram live just to roast them and tell them how stupid they are but im not even gonna tell them what theyre supposed to be looking for
@taylorswift did you mean for the hashtag #meoutnow to sound like MEOW when spoken out loud ??? PLZ SAY YOU DID. WE LOVE A GENIUS
TAYLOR I CANT SLEEP AFTER THAT AND I HAVE CLASS IN THE MORNING HOW IS THIS SONG ALREADY STUCK IN MY HEAD. LYRICAL GENIUS @taylorswift
@taylorswift somehow you find a way to describe exactly what i’m going through and tell me how to get through it with every era, and I CANNOT WAIT for my MOTHER to help me through the next couple years of life with this era. I LOVE YOU AND IM PROUD OF YOU 💓💗💕🦋🌈🌈🦋💗💓💕💗🦋🌈
Anonymous asked:
You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?
Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably?
2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM
THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP
TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL
HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL
THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC
THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP
WHY?
ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON
FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT
AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING
THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS
THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD
NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS
EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED
DISMAYED
“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE
AND THEN
WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST
TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM
AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE
“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS
THERE WERE NO CLUES
NOT ONE
THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB
AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT
AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!
SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you)
OUTSTANDING
LITERALLY OUTSTANDING
WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?
NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!
I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES.
That’s it, that’s the tweet
4.26
IM TOO BROKE FOR THIS BUT I WANT THE RINGS ALL THE RINGS
Wow this gif gives me all the feels
bodyandghoul
the standing ovation!! it’s what she deserves!!
i’m camila
proud expectant mother of a human child + proud mother of snakes 🐍 👣
um i love you mom