Barry, after obsessing over Jay and gaining his powers as a byproduct of said obsession: there is no possible way this can come back and bite me in the ass.
Wally, Biggest Flash fan Ever and Barry's personal karma, who will go on to do many things and be an ass to himself (and others) in the name of Barry's legacy : Hi :)
Barry:
Barry: Oh, karma's a bitch
Headcanon that when Tim first started as Robin, he promised himself that he wouldn't die like Jason, and then proceeded to live out of sheer force of will.
He gets shot in the heart or blown to smithereens, and fifteen seconds later, he is picking himself off the floor like it's another Tuesday. Won't even acknowledge it happened. The type of guy to slap a bandaid on a stab wound and walked away with a flat line on a monitor.
He lives out of spite, solely so he can look at his siblings and go "Well, at least I didn't die" whenever one of them annoys him. With the amount of improbable stunts Tim pulls, Damian doesn't even think he is human anymore.
(Bruce loves his son, but sometimes he adds holy water into the coffee maker just so he can be sure Tim did not join the demon realm. Jason is less subtle about pulling Tim into churches to see if he will burn and melt. He does it a grand total of 7 times before Dick hosts an intervention about how loving your brother means you have to stop trying to exorcise him.)
Bart and Tim just causally experimenting on each other. Cause like you give tim a clone AND speedster AND a demigod and think he's not gonna be absolutely fascinated with their DNA.
Cassie and Kon could care less about it as long as it's not gonna have like lasting affects or cause death. BUT Bart is enthusiastic, its one of their favorite hobbies. They enjoy screwing around with their teammates DNA just cause they can.
Their looking into some strange science thing and or magic and they take turns on who they test it on. That concerns most other people who find out they do this. The two of them just could care less about others opinions. It's fun and they will actively dare people to try and stop them. Plus neither of them have died or been turned into a lizard yet so why stop?
For whatever reason batman and co. are looking at Tim's DNA and there's just something off about it. They are not totally sure what but something is not right. They ask Tim about it and he just goes 'no clue, but Bart did it so I'm not concerned.' Safe to say his family was not thrilled about that but oh well.
IM FUCKIGN WHEEZING DICK ACCIDENTALLY KILLS RA’S AL GHUL AND BRUCE IS JUST LIKE “Talia will hate me for this.” BUT THEN TALIA JUST GLANCES AT HER DAD’S DEAD BODY LIKE ITS NOTHING AND ALFRED IS ON THE LINE SAYING “Don’t worry, his deaths are usually temporary.” 😭😭😭😂
Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file
Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villain’s record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Man’s more heinous crimes:
Ripped an escape hole
in the patio screen door
in a single night
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
oh my god he’s THIS Stinky Bastard Man!!!!
the stinky bastard man, the stinky bastard myth, the stinky bastard legend
Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.
important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry
þink again.
getting thorny in the linguistics fandom
þorny*
That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B.
On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.
This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S.
That guy named himself SsillySsadass.
Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E
that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time
oh boy
Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.
И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.
П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.
У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.
Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!
Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.
ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES
This is pronounced Stargoat.
Reblogging for Stargoat.
STARGOAT
I saw in Japan a bag of marshmallows named SCANDINAVIAN MÅRSHMÅLLOW and I still have not recovered from that. It reads as SCANDINAVIAN MORSHMOLLOW
fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin
i comen to get you :D
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Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.
As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.
But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.
The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.
Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?
First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.
Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.
With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!
Say whaaaat?
Well uhm
Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.
If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.
And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.
Still grasping for straws, Wright?
Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.
Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn.
Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all.
Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.
Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.
I’m sorry Edgeworth.
I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1
But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.
Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.
And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?
While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.
The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!
Ack.
(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)
Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!
Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!
… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?
Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.
Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!
Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?
it’s back!!
Ace Attorney Heritage Post
If bat mans parents died…. how was he born?
alfred
Am I the good boy? Really??
I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string
u know i like the 'last of his kind' backstory Martian Manhunter has sometimes (e.g. in the DCAU) but I also really like M'Gann so I'd like to propose:
- if left alone for a long enough period of time Martians can spontaneously reproduce
- she's his daughter
J'onn, showing up to a Justice League meeting: everyone, I have wonderful news. I am pregnant.
The rest of the League, who have many questions: that's?? great?? when is the baby due?
J'onn: right about now
The rest of the JL: say what
J'onn: here goes
*bloop*
M'gann, climbing fully formed out of his chest: hi guys!! I'm brand new!! :D
The rest of the JL: ..........................................what
bcos Martians are psychic they Absorb language & other information from their parent before they're born and this extends to like emotional connections w their parent's family so she comes out like !!!! it's you guys! the justice league! my dad told me all about you! I know all your names & I love you all already!! :D
& the rest of the league are like
...
Wonder Woman: You created a fully formed, combat ready child, which burst from your chest-
Martian Manhunter: Yes
Wonder Woman: if you don’t name her Athena I will become violent.
Martian Manhunter: unfortunately she has already chosen a name for herself
M'gann: i could have Athena for a middle name though!!
Wonder Woman: acceptable
Miguel: HE FUCKED MY WIFE AND POSTED IT ON TWITTER! THANK GOD I GOT HIM BANNED
SpiderNoir: I have 40 alternate accounts-
Miguel: AHHAH YOU FOOL! I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!
SpiderNoir: are you refering to Widowdilf1,Widowdilf2-
Gwen: Hey guys! I found some cookies if you want them
LMFAOOO
Thank you Spiderverse for getting me out of my art block🎸🤘🏾 (click on the images for better quality pspsppspsh)
(as opposed to every other month when we're all demure about disability rights /gentle sarcasm)
Hello dp fandom how’ve you been how’s the wife and kids
