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John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie

I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 

But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable

I’ve never not reblogged John Green.

always reblogging cutie patootie

Pure amazingness right there…

The best and most adorable author ever!

#john green is king cute patootie

I feel like I should fact check this just in case…

It’s absolutely correct. The one on the left is St. Peter’s Cross. The one on the right is the Satanic Cross.

THANK YOU

Why does the satanic cross look like a roller coaster loopty loop?

The ride to hell is a twirly one

Look, Satan; no hands!

Putting the ‘fun’ in Internal Damnation.

Wait isnt it Eternal damnation?

Oh my god

No God, just Satan

Also the inverted cross (on the left) was worn by Vikings to show that were converted into Christianity, so it is in fact a Christian symbol.

The ride to hell actually seems quite fun

Why is the ride to hell an infinity sign? Are some rides to hell bigger than other rides to hell?

I feel like I should fact check this just in case…

It’s absolutely correct. The one on the left is St. Peter’s Cross. The one on the right is the Satanic Cross.

THANK YOU

Why does the satanic cross look like a roller coaster loopty loop?

The ride to hell is a twirly one

Look, Satan; no hands!

Putting the ‘fun’ in Internal Damnation.

Wait isnt it Eternal damnation?

Oh my god

No God, just Satan

Also the inverted cross (on the left) was worn by Vikings to show that were converted into Christianity, so it is in fact a Christian symbol.

The ride to hell actually seems quite fun

I finished reading “The fault in our stars” today .

It’s about Hazel Grace,a thirty third half year girl , that’s suffering from lung cancer . Her mom wants her to go to the supporting group , where sick teenagers (just as hazel) sit around in Jesus heart (in church) and discuss things. She hates going there , but is unfortunately forced by her mom to go there. Her mom wants her to make friends . One day , Augustus Waters, a one legged boy , around Hazel’s age visits the supporting group & the love story between them starts.

Personally I didn’t fall in love with the book like many people did - but I DONT dislike it either . It’s hard to explain why . The book is kind of too teenagy for me . I crave a different kind of buzz . And I had a friend that died in cancer . I know how sick people really are - soo I felt that the writer made something so serious a bit too unrealistic - but I mean how beautiful isn’t the story ? Finally a book that shows that sick people are beautiful on their own way . Sick people have feelings . Sick people can fall in love , Sick people can be inspiration for us all - and sick people are fighters - because of the fault in their stars . They never choose to live with physical pain their entire life and mental pain about that death is near- I can now tick off one book from my reading list .

I’d have to say I disagree with you about John Green portraying cancer I realistically- in fact it’s more realistic then any book involving cancer I’ve ever read. But I’m glad you liked it

I know a lot of people we’re going to disagree with me about my views on the book - because it was so different than anyone else’s . And I expected that tbh . Thank you

You're welcome! Yeah it is pretty different but I can't say it's wrong cuz I haven't had a friend die of cancer

Oh shit.. the lyrics of the theme song for tfios basically sums up Augustus, Hazel, and TFiOS in general. -uncontrollably sobbing-

I’ll find the places where you hide I’ll be the dawn on your worst night The only thing left in your life Yeah I would kill for you, that’s right If that’s what you wanted If that’s what you wanted If that’s what you wanted If that’s what you wanted I’ll put your poison in my veins They say the best love is insane, yea I’ll light your fire till my last day I’ll let your fields burn around me, around me If that’s what you wanted If that’s what you wanted If that’s what you wanted If that’s what you wanted I’ll run now, cause this time Oh, my love is true Tell me, something I wouldn’t do. If that’s what you wanted If that’s what you wanted If that’s what you wanted If that’s what you wanted

Now go look up "What It Is" by Kodaline and "As It Seems" by Lily Kershaw *disclaimer* I am not responsible for any feels that ensue

Just started reading The Fault in Our Stars

Um, why didn’t I do this earlier? Why I have deprived myself of this greatness?

It’s 1am and I don’t want to stop. I’m scared to finish the book though because a) wtf if going to happen and b) wtf will I do with my life?

Read it two more times like I did ;P

(via itsainasalita)

Actually it's Peter Van Houten- AIA the direct quote that GUS quotes is "That's the thing about pain- it demands to be felt".

I'd also like to point out what she says about things being sugar coated is a direct quote (page 209) right after meeting Van Houten- did anyone else notice that?

I love books like The Last Song, A Walk To Remember and The Fault In Our Stars. However, I do have a problem with them and that’s that they seem to romanticise serious illnesses like cancer. It’s not all happiness and rainbows when it comes to love because people are sick, in reality it’s awful...

Actually TFiOS does exactly what you just said it doesn't- it doesn't romanticize death or anything. I'm sorry but have you even read it? That (amazing) book discusses that exact theme.

I finished reading “The fault in our stars” today .

It’s about Hazel Grace,a thirty third half year girl , that’s suffering from lung cancer . Her mom wants her to go to the supporting group , where sick teenagers (just as hazel) sit around in Jesus heart (in church) and discuss things. She hates going there , but is unfortunately forced by her mom to go there. Her mom wants her to make friends . One day , Augustus Waters, a one legged boy , around Hazel’s age visits the supporting group & the love story between them starts.

Personally I didn’t fall in love with the book like many people did - but I DONT dislike it either . It’s hard to explain why . The book is kind of too teenagy for me . I crave a different kind of buzz . And I had a friend that died in cancer . I know how sick people really are - soo I felt that the writer made something so serious a bit too unrealistic - but I mean how beautiful isn’t the story ? Finally a book that shows that sick people are beautiful on their own way . Sick people have feelings . Sick people can fall in love , Sick people can be inspiration for us all - and sick people are fighters - because of the fault in their stars . They never choose to live with physical pain their entire life and mental pain about that death is near- I can now tick off one book from my reading list .

I'd have to say I disagree with you about John Green portraying cancer I realistically- in fact it's more realistic then any book involving cancer I've ever read. But I'm glad you liked it