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Hey, I'm Redd

@reddshifter

Alia | she-they | 💫 lesbian ace 💫 | minor | 🗡 very bad anxiety 🗡 | muti-fandom trash | 

[ID: In the first panel, a dog says “Do you know why I always win at cards?”. In the second panel, the dog says “I have an ace up my sleeve!”, and the word “ace” is colored purple. In the third panel, the dog laughs at its own joke. End ID]

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like

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*if ur on moble screenshot it

Coffee, soft rain, tranquility 😁

okay just because i need some motivation, for every like this gets i’ll write another 50 words in the julethief fic chapter i’m working on, and if you for some reason decide to reblog this, i’ll write another 100 words. i’m not tagging this so let’s see who sees this!

(and hopefully i’ll be able to finish chapter one soon 🙏🏼)

3.3k words? damn y’all okay i’ll get started :D

us (my female best friend and me): mom we wanna go on a trip

our moms: no it's not safe for 2 girls to travel alone

us: we're literally 22-23 years old

them: it's not safe

us: okay no remote areas no treks somewhere populated

them: it's not safe

us: somewhere nearby then

them: it's not safe

us: there's so many like us even going abroad

them:

us:

them: once u get married u can go anywhere u want with ur husband. it'll be safe then

Marry each other just to spite them.

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

I feel just a little bit left out sometimes…

Someone who experiences romantic attraction, but doesn’t wish to act upon it or for it to be reciprocated.

e.g., “I had a huge crush on her, but as soon as we got into a relationship, doing romantic things with her felt uncomfortable. I think I might be akoiromantic.””

wait…w-what

I…well fuck

………what, huh, uh, huh?

Aaah!! It makes me happy that this seems to be going around again, and it makes me even more so happy to see people in the tags realizing they might be akoiro/lith!! I’m going to reblog this one with the definition, so everyone if you would, please spread this one around!! Spread awareness for Akoiromantic/Lithromantic!!!!

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For you and your internet friends! 💙

Feel free to send these to them but please do not repost

one of them looked like chris thurser-

i’m sSoOo soOooOoOooRRrrRyYy

Hey. This is for you. You know who you are. I know you know who you are. You know I know you know who you are.

You’re you.

Ok, but here are some thoughts.

- going out to dinner with your partners and getting one of those round corner booths; cuddling one another while you’re waiting for your drinks and holding hands under the table while the waiter takes your order; and because you’re in the corner being able to give each other kisses without being judged

- making a pillow fort all together and having a pillow fight while making it; getting blankets and watching a movie late at night in it together and just feeling the warmth and coziness radiating off their bodies; waking up the next morning in a tangle of limbs and having to detach yourself in order to escape your pillowy prison so you can make everybody pancakes and hot cocoa because you can just tell it’ll be that kind of day

- visiting a fair and going on the ferris wheel, all of you squeezing into one carriage and rising way up to the top so you can see for miles in a directions; riding the bumper cars and having fun as everyone jokingly tries to crash into each other as much as possible and laughing when your aim ie actually on point; getting cotton candy and popcorn and eating it while you and your partners watch the sun slip out of sight, remembering what a great day you had

- riding a boat out to the middle of a bay and going fishing, but scaring all the fish away with the sound of your laughter, conversations, and jokes; being quiet and hust enjoying the scenery while being with your favorite people on the entire planet; one of your partners actually catches something and everyone congratulates them loudly, again scaring away all the fish

- coming home after a long day at work and curling up next to your partners in bed, who are already asleep, and drifting off to the sounds of them breathing and the warm feeling of the bed and the content happiness knowing that you are loved and that no matter how stressful work is, as long as you have these wonderful people by your side then it will never seem that bad.

God, just imagine.

I’m ace, I’m gay… it works… believe me…

I drew this little comic strip because I believe that an asexual does not have to limit themselves to a relationship with another asexual if they are willing to have a polyamorous relationship (and you don’t get jealous). Although I don’t mind being single now: Here is my ideal romantic (nerd) relationship.

Starring my snake Smaug, because if you want to be with me you have to accept Smaug as well. XD

(And if one of my fictional girlfriends looked like AOS Uhura, that’s purely coincidental! You can’t prove anything!!! XD)