someone already made a post about that but they absolutely did not hype this enough
bdg's wiki is a gold mine where the walls themselves are made of gold. and also your pickaxe. and also your very self. brian is middas reincarnate and turns into gold everyting under his influence.
I could never do a TOTK Roleswap AU simply because I would be unable to stop myself from making Link the Sage of Good Home Cookin' and have him rock up to the Imprisoning War like "Okay well, I know the perfect setup for 12-hour BBQ ribs would that help?" and Rauru would have to be like "It wouldn't NOT help" and then they all die because of course they do
Link would make traditional Gerudo dishes and Ganondorf would realize he was just craving some good ol’ home cooking.
post-totk Link, having just fought his second iteration of Ganon, wandering the tunnels beneath Hyrule Castle banging two sticks together yelling "if there's a third Ganon hiding under this castle you legally have to tell me"
Demise, glaring through his door's peephole in annoyance: come back with a warrant
Musicals really are peak media… like theyre constantly anti capitalist, unapologetically real, and they got singing and dancing to fun little songs!!! Go white boys go!!! Soak every sucka that you can!!! Get stoned in that basement!!! Be that fucked up girl!!! yippee!!! YIPPEEE!!!
I've had enough of cringe culture and romanticising negativity. I'm gonna love so loud and sincere that it'll make a magical anime blast that wipes out two whole cities and then I go to prison.
I was about to go and have sleep, when a devine inspiration hit my mind
check out tears of the kingdom when you get a chance, dress up game of the summer
Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do
i wanted to start writing a long post abt my pokemon protag/rival headcanons and then i realized i can vaguely elude to my thoughts on them with a nonsense tierlist instead. enjoy
