the solution is that it has no solution.

@reddeadmanmiller

take me to art museums and make out with me

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But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

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sometimes when life is bad i remind myself that i will never have to date a shitty boyfriend who every one of my friends and family hates and act like im enjoying myself love and light

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if you're dating a shit boyfriend just remember you're not only hurting yourself. you're committing violence against everyone forced to be in your company. if you bring your Shit Boyfriend Everyone Hates to an event, you are inflicting him on the world and should feel awful about it.

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Anonymous asked:

i used to really like you and your art. but now i realized you’re a braindead idiot who doesn’t deserve an iota of fucking respect.

Are you the person I accidentally u-turned in front of while leaving petsmart today if so I’m sorry man I didn’t see you

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