queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise
take me to art museums and make out with me
But they said to not touch the masterpieces
Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.
sometimes when life is bad i remind myself that i will never have to date a shitty boyfriend who every one of my friends and family hates and act like im enjoying myself love and light
if you're dating a shit boyfriend just remember you're not only hurting yourself. you're committing violence against everyone forced to be in your company. if you bring your Shit Boyfriend Everyone Hates to an event, you are inflicting him on the world and should feel awful about it.
My parents have deer in their yard (Chihuahua for scale)
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Day 21. Drain(流れ出る) Blue eyed bunnies coming out of a smartphone.
i used to really like you and your art. but now i realized you’re a braindead idiot who doesn’t deserve an iota of fucking respect.
Are you the person I accidentally u-turned in front of while leaving petsmart today if so I’m sorry man I didn’t see you


