『応急処置』(2023.1.6)

去年発行したアラボロ本の再録です。当時本をお手に取ってくださった皆様ありがとうございました！(表紙デザイン：pieco様)

I bet after Aragorn became king he would continue to be Just Some Chill As Fuck Dude. You go to the market and there’s the king of Gondor. Buying turnips.

I firmly believe Aragorn gave his minders the slip on the regular, seeing as he's a) Aragorn and b) knew Minas Tirith before anyone who's bothering to chase after him was born. He is absolutely Just Some Guy about town with a frequency that gives anyone in politics conniption fits.

Faramir is SO JEALOUS

What?!? Faramir is probably right there next to him! Don't forget that Faramir was also a Ranger (just of the South). And you know Faramir never got to do any fun stuff like sneaking out of the castle when he was a kid, because Denethor was such a hard-ass.

I bet they sneak out together and go to taverns, and then pretend to have loud arguments about weird things like Should Quenya replace Sindarin as the Official Language? Or who would win in a fight, a Cave Troll or a Mountain Troll?

And then Farmir would show him the new bridge they're constructing in Osgiliath, under the direction of a few dwarf friends.

they have a fucking cave troll.

Imagine Aragorn visits Erebor at some point and all dwarves are absolutely baffled when Gimli, son of Gloin, walks up, fist bumps the King of Gondor and calls him ‘ Strider’

It took three arrows for Boromir to go down and stop fighting a number of foes much too large for one single man.

Three arrows to his chest.

He wasn't going to go down without a fight, without trying his damnest to save Merry and Pippin where he had failed Frodo.

Three arrows, people.

And even when dying his thoughts were about the Hobbits and about the loyalty he felt towards his friends, and of course towards Aragorn. I love him so much guys. I might burst.

I don’t say there are many things i cate about in life, frankly there are actually very little of them, including my own well being apparently sometimes.

BUT I WOULD BOTH DIE AND KILL FOR BOROMIR OF GONDOR

And i think i should check myself in for therapy because of this angsty little fucker i love him, he is my mental support stupid middle aged fantasy guy

Touching grass is not enough; I need to travel far over the misty mountains cold.

fraught with sexual tension or whatever

WHEN WILL IT BE THEIR TURN???

Mourning Boromir (whenever he arrives late)

Drama queens

for Ashley, who requested her otp (hawkeye/nest)

Clint’s arrow missed Natasha because he doesn’t dare actually shoot one at her

this didn’t really fit in my dad’s scanner so it didn’t actually scan very well…

Merlin remake where everyone’s a muppet except Leon

throwback to my bagginshield delusion era where thorin is FINE and they raise frodo together

okay hear me out here... a boromir lives au where he hands over the rule of gondor to aragorn by having tender, ceremonial sex with him beneath the white tree

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired