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@redbeardace / redbeardace.tumblr.com

I am asexual. I made the discovery in April 2011, after years of thinking that I just wasn't any good at being straight. Also, I am a nerd. (Remember that, it might be important.) I run The Asexuality Archive and What Is Asexuality?, and wrote Asexuality: A Brief Introduction.

I really don’t like these plasticy Pride flags that are all the rage these days. It always feels like I’m going to get cut or scraped by them or something.

Too many things to do.

Guess I won't do any of them.

There are deadlines and pre-requisites and scheduled events and it would make a lot of sense to produce a plan/calendar, except even doing that is a lot of work.

Questions of the day:

How do you clean The Northwest off a CBU, and aren't they aluminum and won't take a magnet anyway?

I’m on team “Flag creases are queer culture”, but there are some times where you need to dress it up a bit. I keep hearing people talk about tricks to remove the creases. Ironing, run it through the dryer, take a shower with it (yes, that was a suggestion), but the only thing that’s ever worked for me has been a clothes steamer. Run it over the crease for a few seconds, and it disappears.

Before and after.

I’m on team “Flag creases are queer culture”, but there are some times where you need to dress it up a bit. I keep hearing people talk about tricks to remove the creases. Ironing, run it through the dryer, take a shower with it (yes, that was a suggestion), but the only thing that’s ever worked for me has been a clothes steamer. Run it over the crease for a few seconds, and it disappears.

I’m on team “Flag creases are queer culture”, but there are some times where you need to dress it up a bit. I keep hearing people talk about tricks to remove the creases. Ironing, run it through the dryer, take a shower with it (yes, that was a suggestion), but the only thing that’s ever worked for me has been a clothes steamer. Run it over the crease for a few seconds, and it disappears.

Too many things to do.

Guess I won't do any of them.

I’m tired of all these fascists, so may I suggest a new theme for Pride Month:

Queers With Spears
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i adore this post and wanted to make something cute in my scrapbook inspired by it

both handmade notepads only have 3 pages (as to not bulk up my scrapbook more than it already is). they are glued to the inside of scrapbook but the right side of the asexual notepad is not glued so the aromantic one can be flipped on top of it and opened. ill probably update when i actually write down some aro and ace things to do!

This is awesome!

Almost accidentally bought 1100 ace flag condoms.

I believe that would've been classified as "A Mistake™".

How do you accidentally almost buy 1100 ace flag condoms. How. Why did you do what you did.

When you're buying a hundred of them and your finger hits "1" twice.

Oh. Good thing you noticed before your bank account did.

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hey, this might be a crazy question but uhhhh why *were* you buying 100 ace flag confoms???

To go with the hundred aro flag condoms I was buying, of course.

#heyyyy where does one purchase these…

They were a custom order from a place called "Custom Condoms". I don't know of anyone actually selling them. However, rumour has it that if you look for the big ace and aro flags at Seattle's Pride Fest on Capitol Hill next month, you might be able to find them.

Almost accidentally bought 1100 ace flag condoms.

I believe that would've been classified as "A Mistake™".

How do you accidentally almost buy 1100 ace flag condoms. How. Why did you do what you did.

When you're buying a hundred of them and your finger hits "1" twice.

Oh. Good thing you noticed before your bank account did.

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hey, this might be a crazy question but uhhhh why *were* you buying 100 ace flag confoms???

To go with the hundred aro flag condoms I was buying, of course.

Almost accidentally bought 1100 ace flag condoms.

I believe that would've been classified as "A Mistake™".

How do you accidentally almost buy 1100 ace flag condoms. How. Why did you do what you did.

When you're buying a hundred of them and your finger hits "1" twice.

botdotzip If anyone comments "what would an ace person do with condoms 🤔" I will bite

What would an ace person do with condoms?

Science!

Almost accidentally bought 1100 ace flag condoms.

I believe that would've been classified as "A Mistake™".

How do you accidentally almost buy 1100 ace flag condoms. How. Why did you do what you did.

When you're buying a hundred of them and your finger hits "1" twice.

Almost accidentally bought 1100 ace flag condoms.

I believe that would've been classified as "A Mistake™".

Working on some bookmark designs for Pride. What do you think? How about the wording, anything that should be changed there?

Furniture is an amatonormative conspiracy.

Ah, so apparently there's now some anti-spam feature in place (or a bug) that's destroying my link over to Zazzle. Fun!