*texting*
James: mate
James: I was looking for my phone with the flashlight on my phone!
Sirius:
Sirius: did you find it?
part 9 of the jegulus twitter confession au!
they went on a date!! and their friends are highly invested lol and apparently its reggie’s birthday so Happy Birthday Regulus!!
check pinned post for masterlist 🫶
My new comfort account <3
Regulus: so I’m breaking up with you
James: no you’re not
James: here, have a slice of cake
Pandora: I’m not gonna lie, you have a lot of red flags
Regulus: like what?
Pandora: well firstly you’re actually insane
Remus: would you rather be stuck in a room full of spiders or snakes?
Sirius: snakes
James: spiders
Regulus: are they poisonous?
Remus: yes
Regulus: both
Sirius: you know how the saying goes, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!
Regulus: what doesn’t kill me makes me wish it did
Sirius: no-
James: damn, you’re pretty
Regulus: pretty depressed
Regulus: *finger guns*
i just know that regulus black finds head boy james so fucking sexy and would get so distracted during meetings that james leads
Pandora: Reggie, what’s wrong?
Regulus, rocking back and forth in a corner: I want to go out and live my life but everything I want to do is fUCKING ILLEGAL!
Sirius: hey Reggie- ugh, why is Prongs lying face down on the floor?
James: *inhumane screech*
Regulus: I told him my favourite ice cream flavour
Sirius: oh no
Remus: there can only only be one answer to make James act like this
Peter: you said vanilla, didn’t you?
Regulus: I said vanilla covered in chocolate sprinkles
James: *inhumane screech*
Remus: oh Reg
Sirius: and he was so sure too
Regulus: did I do something wrong?
Peter: no mate, James was convinced you’d be a chocolate mint kinda guy
Remus: and when James thinks he knows someone’s favourite ice cream flavour . . .
Sirius: I’ll incendio them for you, mate
James: *grumbling* thanks Padfoot
Regulus: he bought me tubs of chocolate mint ice cream, didn’t he?
Remus: *patting James’ head* there there Prongs
Regulus: *drinking milk*
James: don’t remind me of last night, love
Sirius: fuck this *gets up and leaves*
Sirius: hey, guess what just happened?
Remus: bitch, the way you live I don’t even know where to start
Regulus: HELP ME! I told James I’d cook dinner but I don’t know how to cook
Sirius, already burning water: it’s okay, I got this
The difference between Regulus Black and Sirius Black:
Regulus: *internal screaming*
Sirius: *external screaming*
Sirius: Moony, it’s 30°C, how are you wearing a sweater?
Remus: any weather is sweater weather when you have body dysmorphia
Sirius:
Sirius: Moonymine, we’ve talked about this
Sirius: stop telling people I’m a bottom!
Remus: but you are a bottom
Sirius: thAT’S NOT THE POINT!
James: *talking about some shit*
Regulus: *slams his hands on the table* who gave your voice permission to sound that attractive?
Regulus: *trying to flirt* you have lips
James:
Regulus: I have lips
James:
Regulus: . . .interesting
Remus: he lit my cigarette once and I ended up writing a 10 volume poetry book about him
Sirius: you haven’t said anything romantic to me in a while, if you’re loosing feelings then jus-
Remus: your arms belong around my waist like the stars belong around the moon in the sky
Sirius: *crying* that’ll do