help ever, hurt never

Stop making fun of people’s jobs. It doesn’t matter if someone is the ceo of a business company, doctor, fry cook, retail worker, janitor, teacher, whatever. They’re doing what they gotta to to support themselves, and it’s none of your business. 

This is, without hyperbole, the most cosmically huge dick energy ever

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

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when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

she is so FAKE 

Reblog the money Rihanna to bring Benjamins your way 

Reblog. Reblog!!!!

guys are Mad that girls find michael b jordan attractive bc they really convinced themselves girls dont like them bc they watch anime and not bc theyre fucking unbearable to be around

I’m such a SNACK and yet….I’m in bed alone with a dry ass phone

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

you know they really went the fuck off making the Law & Order SVU theme song ok

can you imagine being in a the studio during that jam session? blow everywhere

Sad Truth

Scary truth.

Posh truth

sporty truth

Baby truth

Ginger truth